I'm sleazy? He's constantly pressing me for personal details. He watches every move I make, he's desperate for an excuse to arrest me. He even told me it was so he could assault me. And he sends me obscene text messages about how much he wants to see me in tights.
[This may be a slight stretch of the truth. Or a big stretch, really, but he doesn't care.]
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[This may be a slight stretch of the truth. Or a big stretch, really, but he doesn't care.]