35th Slay [voice]

[whattingawhat]

[Apologies don't come easy to Buffy. She's entirely too bossy for that so when she finally speaks, her words are a little hesitant and flipped around to divert this whole apology thing]

So...the whole humiliation thing...thanks so much City. Because pulling a Xena warrior princess thing isn't enough I also have to do the Romeo and Juliet thing. Okay so not quite Romeo and Juliet because no one died and hello been, there done, that. Romeo and Juliet totally had it easy. Not that that's the point here...

John Pyro, I'm deeply in the throes of apology at the moment. Not that the kissing was---good. I mean it was...nice and the--[her voice pitches up a good deal on the next words]really nice. [A very long, dramatic, PTB please kill me now sigh. She's pinching the bridge of her nose and it comes through in her tone] And now I'm going to stop with the speaking.

Except...Aya...I'm sorry but if you marry my sister before she turns 25 I'll beat you. It's not a you thing. It's an age thing.

Dawn...you're grounded until you're 24. [Not that she thinks that will really work.]

Comments

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

[Well she's very defensive at the moment. She'd probably defend pretty much anyone]

Seriously? He harasses you and you don't think he knows who you are?

[designedtoparty]

He doesn't know who I am. I've been giving him fake names.

Speaking of, it's Jon Bon Jovi.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Hello, Child of the late 80's early 90's, I actually know who that is and his hair is way better.

[designedtoparty]

You're supposed to know who that is. And lay off the hair. I'm very proud of it.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I guess you have to have something you're proud of.

[designedtoparty]

I'm proud of many things. My face, my cock... the way the accent rolls off my tongue like a lover's kiss. The hair's just a part of the overall package.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Hey, delusional is totally a valid life decision.

[designedtoparty]

I prefer to think of it more as self-appreciation.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Potato pah-tat-toe

[designedtoparty]

It's the first one. Pah-tat-toe just sounds like a speech impediment.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Open minded really isn't your thing is it?

[designedtoparty]

Not really, no.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

At least you're upfront about it.

[designedtoparty]

Well, hey. There's no point hiding.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Somehow I'm thinking you couldn't, even if you wanted to.

[designedtoparty]

Hey, if I wanted to hide it I wouldn't be upfront about it. It's really not that difficult.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

And yet we all might appreciate it if you did.