35th Slay [voice]

[whattingawhat]

[Apologies don't come easy to Buffy. She's entirely too bossy for that so when she finally speaks, her words are a little hesitant and flipped around to divert this whole apology thing]

So...the whole humiliation thing...thanks so much City. Because pulling a Xena warrior princess thing isn't enough I also have to do the Romeo and Juliet thing. Okay so not quite Romeo and Juliet because no one died and hello been, there done, that. Romeo and Juliet totally had it easy. Not that that's the point here...

John Pyro, I'm deeply in the throes of apology at the moment. Not that the kissing was---good. I mean it was...nice and the--[her voice pitches up a good deal on the next words]really nice. [A very long, dramatic, PTB please kill me now sigh. She's pinching the bridge of her nose and it comes through in her tone] And now I'm going to stop with the speaking.

Except...Aya...I'm sorry but if you marry my sister before she turns 25 I'll beat you. It's not a you thing. It's an age thing.

Dawn...you're grounded until you're 24. [Not that she thinks that will really work.]

Comments

Re: [Audio]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Marry? [Yeah that's a bit of a squeak] Oh. Me. Nobody. My little sister on the other hand...her boyfriend.

[Audio]

[bloodcakedarmor.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, I get it. Okay so you were the gladiators in love part? Or was that your sister too?

Re: [Audio]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

No. I was part of the gladiator in love curse.

[Audio]

[bloodcakedarmor.livejournal.com]

Okay so... how did that curse work? I mean I get that you might have been a gladiator but the rest is lost on me.

Re: [Audio]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I was in love with a guy I hardly know but in the curse...I knew him and there was another guy with a crush that was jealous and I was afraid they, the romans who came to see the fights I guess, were going to hurt Dawn because of him and me and the jealous guy and then I was afraid they'd hurt John and basically a train wreck which is kind of what romance is, isn't it?

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[bloodcakedarmor.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a cheesy romance novel to me, only not so cheesy with it being real and all. But not all romance is a train wreck, just some.

Re: [Audio]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

So I've heard. It was nice while I was cursed. More mortifying now.

[Audio]

[bloodcakedarmor.livejournal.com]

This place seems to like putting the people in it in mortifying situations.

Re: [Audio]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've noticed that. I'm protesting. Not that it'll do me much good but still.

[Audio]

[bloodcakedarmor.livejournal.com]

Protesting how?

Re: [Audio]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

With signs?

And...maybe arranged armies of overthrowing things.

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[bloodcakedarmor.livejournal.com]

Be sure to do it loud so the Deities hear.

Re: [Audio]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Oh if I do, they'll hear.