Buffy Summers (
whattingawhat) wrote2011-06-01 12:18 pm
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35th Slay [voice]
[Apologies don't come easy to Buffy. She's entirely too bossy for that so when she finally speaks, her words are a little hesitant and flipped around to divert this whole apology thing]
So...the whole humiliation thing...thanks so much City. Because pulling a Xena warrior princess thing isn't enough I also have to do the Romeo and Juliet thing. Okay so not quite Romeo and Juliet because no one died and hello been, there done, that. Romeo and Juliet totally had it easy. Not that that's the point here...
John Pyro, I'm deeply in the throes of apology at the moment. Not that the kissing was---good. I mean it was...nice and the--[her voice pitches up a good deal on the next words]really nice. [A very long, dramatic, PTB please kill me now sigh. She's pinching the bridge of her nose and it comes through in her tone] And now I'm going to stop with the speaking.
Except...Aya...I'm sorry but if you marry my sister before she turns 25 I'll beat you. It's not a you thing. It's an age thing.
Dawn...you're grounded until you're 24. [Not that she thinks that will really work.]
So...the whole humiliation thing...thanks so much City. Because pulling a Xena warrior princess thing isn't enough I also have to do the Romeo and Juliet thing. Okay so not quite Romeo and Juliet because no one died and hello been, there done, that. Romeo and Juliet totally had it easy. Not that that's the point here...
Except...Aya...I'm sorry but if you marry my sister before she turns 25 I'll beat you. It's not a you thing. It's an age thing.
Dawn...you're grounded until you're 24. [Not that she thinks that will really work.]
[ VIDEO ] *EMBRACES* Mwahahaha.
Is Dawn still married, or was that just a curse?
Re: [ VIDEO ] *works on her evil cackle*
[Oh thank you for changing the subject to something that's not *them* related]
Just a curse. Aya is her boyfriend but I'm pretty sure they're not at the marrying stage of things. He lives with us but not with her. I mean he has his own room. I have a warehouse. That we live in.
[ VIDEO ] \m/
Re: [ VIDEO ]
[She tucks a strand of hair behind her ear and sits down cross legged on the floor, pulling the device with her. She isn't aware of the matchmaking, yet. She would be torn about it if she did. You know between killing her little sister and thanking her.]
Not that I'm saying Dawn should get married. Or that marriage is...I'm neutral on the subject of marriage as long as it's not my little sister.
[ VIDEO ]
[ Now here's to fucking up any chance of spending any more time with Buffy. ]
I'm a jerk. You know that, right? I mean, I'm not a nice guy. That whole curse thing was just... it wasn't me.
Re: [ VIDEO ]
He gets a head tilt from her and a furrowed brow at his jerk statement. She's dated a few jerks, a couple self proclaimed even. It probably doesn't have the effect he thinks it will]
Sort of something I like to figure out about a person myself. Plus, maybe I have a jerk fetish. Goes along with the not liking when people try to tell me what to do with my life peeve. [Hackles are up. Defiance in full swing. You might be a jerk, Pyro but you've just insured she's going to find out for herself instead of being word takey. Besides she once dated the scourge of Europe and William the Bloody. How bad can it be?]
[ VIDEO ]
Hold on. You have a jerk fetish?
Re: [ VIDEO ]
Not that I want to be jerked to because I will not hesitate to hit you in the face, Fire Boy or not. [Yes now there is theoretical jerk happening and she's issuing warnings] Or to Dawn because again with the face hitting but Curly [Sorry Nathan, she's picked up Pyro's name for you] Jerk away. [A giant sigh here and she tugs on her pony tail a bit] I like to make up my own mind about people and I rarely heed warnings. I'd rather find out for myself.
[A pause and then a grin that's teasing and playful] And then hit you in the face if you're a jerk to me. It's all very violent. There could be blood.
[ VIDEO ]
But hey, I get it. It's a fair warning. I was just... sort of giving you one too.
In case, you wanted to have coffee sometime. [ Smooth. ]
Re: [ VIDEO ]
She recovers from her mortification because hey date on the line and if he's still sticking around...well that was pretty smooth as far as invites go] yes [Ok now less with the muffled as she manages to pull her hand away from her mouth] Yes to coffee. Although there are people who would argue that a caffeinated Buffy is a bad thing. My brain has even less control over my mouth but at least I'd have an excuse.
[ VIDEO ]
Or not.
Whatever it is, he just wants to get to know her. Cause right now, all he's got on Buffy is that she kills monsters, and uh, likes it rough. ]
Re: [ VIDEO ]
If you do the dancing thing.
[She feels the same way. She's got all these confused, mixed up, intriguing emotions left over from the curse and she doesn't know anything about him outside of the fact that he can control fire and he doesn't scare easy.]
[ VIDEO ]
This weekend okay? Saturday? I can meet you at that cafe Neil works at. [ Oh. He's evil. ]
Re: [ VIDEO ]
That sounds great. [God she hopes they're not still cursed. Not that it wasn't a good curse but more like she'd really rather not be cursed if she's going on a date. She planned a wedding to Spike cursed once. So awkward when it finally wore off.]