[She pinches the bridge of her nose because she knows the curse won't let her avoid this question regardless of how much she wants to.]
When I made all the slayers, slayers I was messing with the magic. It wasn't supposed to work that way. To make a very long story short...I was getting all the magic in the world and somehow so was Angel. Like--yin and yang maybe? So all the sudden I could fly and I was faster than a speeding bullet and Angel was my green rock thingy. Anyway, he came to see me and he had this stupid theory that because we were yin and yangy we were supposed to be together. I kept telling him he was a giant idiot but...it sounded....nice. For once, according him, me being happy was going to save the world. SO I...happied. Several times. Once with flying and--anyway--I'm sorry, this is a curse and I can't help telling you about the--anyway, soul didn't go away but there was more--we were like picked to be Adam and Eve except we had to leave the world and go to this...Garden of Aiden [She means Eden, really.] but when we left the world got turned over to demons. Not vampires or even 'Tuesday Night is a good night for killing' demons. End the world, we eat humans for lunch, snacks and dinner, real, pure demons. They were going to kill everyone and take over the world and...Angel and I in Aiden where just supposed to be blissful.
So there is no happy. Buffy rejects happiness because happy leads to the death, destruction and impalement--literally--of her friends and family. I left the garden, told Angel I was the one breaking up with him this time...sort of and went to help out. He did too 'cause brooding and fighting without me is sort of his gig.
And then he went crazy. And there was more bad.
And if you're going to destroy the world or start killing my friends and family because of the happy [Her official word for sex now] a heads up would be awesome.
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When I made all the slayers, slayers I was messing with the magic. It wasn't supposed to work that way. To make a very long story short...I was getting all the magic in the world and somehow so was Angel. Like--yin and yang maybe? So all the sudden I could fly and I was faster than a speeding bullet and Angel was my green rock thingy. Anyway, he came to see me and he had this stupid theory that because we were yin and yangy we were supposed to be together. I kept telling him he was a giant idiot but...it sounded....nice. For once, according him, me being happy was going to save the world. SO I...happied. Several times. Once with flying and--anyway--I'm sorry, this is a curse and I can't help telling you about the--anyway, soul didn't go away but there was more--we were like picked to be Adam and Eve except we had to leave the world and go to this...Garden of Aiden [She means Eden, really.] but when we left the world got turned over to demons. Not vampires or even 'Tuesday Night is a good night for killing' demons. End the world, we eat humans for lunch, snacks and dinner, real, pure demons. They were going to kill everyone and take over the world and...Angel and I in Aiden where just supposed to be blissful.
So there is no happy. Buffy rejects happiness because happy leads to the death, destruction and impalement--literally--of her friends and family. I left the garden, told Angel I was the one breaking up with him this time...sort of and went to help out. He did too 'cause brooding and fighting without me is sort of his gig.
And then he went crazy. And there was more bad.
And if you're going to destroy the world or start killing my friends and family because of the happy [Her official word for sex now] a heads up would be awesome.