[Apparently Buffy has never watched one of those bridal paloozas before. On that day every girl is a Slayer. It's brutal. Dawn comes up with a hair band and begins to work her hair up into a ponytail and then twisting it into a loose bun. If there's going to be fighting and hair pulling, she wants hers out of the way.]

Strangely, I wouldn't mind being Audrey Hepburn or Holly Golightly cause -- gorgeous and not at all awkward. Plus the clothes. And the hats. Audrey could pull off an awesome hat.