*Sigh* A friend of mine said something that another friend of mine took TOTALLY wrong, and I tried to step in and tell him, "yo, that's not what he meant." They semi-blew up at me. Now they're acting like an immature little kid, like, flouncing off into the corner and going "FINE THEN! I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO YOU NO MORE!" and I'm biting my tongue SO HARD not to snip.

Nope. We would be out very quick like. (Holy shit, the coffin thing kind of makes ME want to go curl up in a corner and whimper)

Um...I should plead the fifth again, but I could have gotten arrested for assault. I don't even know how I got out of it, but I did.