- I wonder about Mum.
- Mum is my mother.
- Mum likes to make babies.
- I want to tell Mum that all these exclamation marks are unnecessary.
- Mum can't tell me what to do.
- Someday Mum will have spawn that's not me.
- Mum reminds me of Buffy.
- Without Mum, it will be boring because I wouldn't exist.
- Right now, I bet Mum is thinking about baking me a cake.
- Mum makes me want to jump off bridges and read porn.
- If I could spend the day with Mum, I'd guilt her into buying me shit.
- Mum is made of ovaries.
- If I could be Mum for a day, I'd breed.
- Mum's alter-ego is a pickle.
- I want to give Mum an apron.
- If I could set Mum up with someone it'd be DAD! DUH!