Personally, I'd karate kick anyone who called you a bitch. So make a list of people and I'll put on some awesome heels and make house calls. Cause -- awesome heels, right? If you're gonna karate kick people you might as well be wearing awesome heels. Plus I happen to have awesome balance when it comes to heels, unless I've had a few drinks -- which -- I totally don't have -- often.
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