49th Slay [Video]

[whattingawhat]

[Buffy is sitting at the island in her kitchen. There are an assortment of breads scattered around the top of the island. Buffy is sitting with her chin propped up in one hand, a pout on her face.]

My kingdom for a yogurt or...grapefruit. I like grapefruit. I wonder if the City would be sympathetic if I told them I'd just started a low carbs diet.

Comments

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[iwatchtjhooker]

You too?

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

What is it with the bread thing? Am I missing a seasonal tradition?

Have you got a billion different kinds?

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[iwatchtjhooker]

Nah, not me. Just someone else I know, too. He tried to drink coffee and it became wet bread, which sounds really nasty.

Um. I don't know what to tell you, except it would be cool if you could control what type. And make cupcakes or something. I guess that's not bread, though.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Oh. Gross...yeah wet bread. No thanks. My bottled water seems okay.

I could go for a cupcakes curse.

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[iwatchtjhooker]

I don't know--I mean, if it's all Midas-oriented, I guess you could get sick of cupcakes.

I'm just not sure who needs to be taught a lesson about bread.

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

[Dawn enters, wrinkling her nose at all the bread on the counter.]

They could at least let us have some butter and jam or something, maybe some apple butter, or some honey butter. Mmmm honey butter.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Honey butter would be nice. Instead it sort of turns to melba toast when I try to put it on the bread.

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

[She slides up onto one of the stools by the kitchen island.]

What's a melba? Cause it doesn't sound like anything that should go with the word toast. It sounds like a type of lizard or something.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

That funky weird toast cracker thing Mom used to eat when she was on a diet.

[Buffy passes some bread over to Dawn. She might as well share.]

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

[She takes the bread, tears off a piece and pops it into her mouth. Then of course she speaks around the bread.]

I ope ee e'er ave oo ee on a iet.

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[saturates-space.livejournal.com]

Careful Ms. Summers, someone may find a way to take your kingdom.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Considering my kingdom consists of a pretty fantastic shoe collection and a handful of sharp and shinys that most people wouldn't know what to do with, I think I'm okay with that in exchange for food that's not bread.

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[saturates-space.livejournal.com]

You forget that kingdoms also have people, loved ones that humans hold so dear. Would you trade them for a grapefruit?

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Weeeell...Dawn is currently blasting Christmas music through the house at ear splitting decibels...

[Dramatic sigh][And entirely appropriate pout.]

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[saturates-space.livejournal.com]

Is Dawn someone you hold dear?

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[yourbestguysgun]

You sufferin' from this baker's curse too, huh?

[ Holding up his beer bottle to the device. Yes. It's got bread in it. ]

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

[Buffy laughs at the appearance of the beer bottle.]

Making the best of it?

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[yourbestguysgun]

It's always been a dream o' mine to figure out what drinking bread'd be like.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

That's the City for you. Making dreams come true since...I have no idea but you know...not important to the point just to he saying which I've totally murdered by now.

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[yourbestguysgun]

[ Laughing. ] I think I caught the gist.

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[onceaweiss.livejournal.com]

[Aya is somewhere surrounded by flowers.]

Hopefully this won't last longer than a day.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Yeah I might be in trouble then. The scones were good though. Very British. Giles would have approved.

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[onceaweiss.livejournal.com]

They're one of the few British things I actually like...

[If he's being honest here.]

Would you like me to bring something home for when the curse ends?

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Cherry Garcia ice cream, please? Thank you, Aya.

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[onceaweiss.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, Buffy. I'll get that when I'm done here.