I so needed a laugh today and I want to send these to everyone I know

[whattingawhat]

Ok, so there's a good chance that these people are going to Hell but I think they're hysterical, so there's a good chance I'm going to Hell too. Ah well, I think there was a good chance of that even before.

Reserve your spot in Heaven

Send someone to Hell

*starts making a list* You all know what you're getting for Christmas this year :)

Comments

[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

I'll go wherever you are.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Aww Baby, you're too sweet. I'm pretty sure that I'm headed to hell though. I refer to 'God' and a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich half the time.

[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

He probably thinks it's funny. He's gotta have a sense of humor.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I can hope so! You'd think because seriously some of the people stuff you see...

[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You got that right.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

So how you doing today Boyfriend?

[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

Confined to the lab.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Eww but I bet you have your glasses on and you're all glasses!porn sexy.

And now I can spend all day talking dirty to you.

[ex-diminishe647.livejournal.com]

I might be amused.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I'm so sending you to Heaven, Oz. I think they need people like you in the place. You could get all the angels into this century with electric guitars and drum sets. Instead of all the instrumental Giles music, Zepplin's Stairway to Heaven could greet you.

[ex-diminishe647.livejournal.com]

Plus... Birkenstock's for Converse.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Another excellent reason for me to reserve you a one way ticket to Heaven. I'll talk to Mom and tell her to put a good word in for you.

[ex-diminishe647.livejournal.com]

So I guess I'm in then.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Like God is going to tell Joyce Summers no? I don't think so.

Thanks Oz.