I so needed a laugh today and I want to send these to everyone I know

[whattingawhat]

Ok, so there's a good chance that these people are going to Hell but I think they're hysterical, so there's a good chance I'm going to Hell too. Ah well, I think there was a good chance of that even before.

Reserve your spot in Heaven

Send someone to Hell

*starts making a list* You all know what you're getting for Christmas this year :)