Tragedy Strikes! Buffy Summers, 27, dies of boredom

[whattingawhat]

Oh God...someone make me a meme or something and entertain me.

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[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

...I nearly just had a heart attack, Summers.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Oops. Sorry Babe. It's just me being overly dramatic.People should not kill people on Sundays. It's extra sinful...or something.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." And the grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Phil?"

Also, up for girl talk? I promise it's not boring!

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

okay I have to admit I giggled a little but that could be the boredom making me senile.

Sure. Girl talk away.

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

I could try again:

A chair walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't allow chairs." So the chair says, "That's okay, I have a leg up on you anyway. Four legs, that is."

Okay, bad joke.

Have you dated very inexpressive people who don't really discuss their feelings?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Bad. Really, really bad


...Yeah. Why?

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I'm full of bad jokes, really. Why would I advertise that?

I don't know. This guy I'm dating, one of the Watchers, he's quiet and bookish and completely clueless but his cluelessness makes him cute. And I guess I'm afraid of scaring him away. Coming on too strong or just not being good enough.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Bookish, quiet and clueless is hard. Uhm...time? I mean take it. be patient. My own taciturn guy situation was a lot different so my experience here is sorta limited.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Knock knock.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Who's there?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Banana!

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Banana who?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Knock knock!

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling I know exactly where this is going but I'll bite.

Who's there?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I could, I don't know, interview you or something.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

lol do you want to interview me?

oops. Obviously I let Buffy take over my brain entirely too much and I don't actually think about things like that before I let her have her way and run willy nilly all over the place

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Well, it might help you be not bored?

Like...first question: if you could lock one shoe designer up in a warehouse and have them design exclusively awesome shoes, just for you, for the rest of their natural life, which designer would you pick?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

It definitely would.

Steven Madden. I mean I know he's not the most expensive or most exclusive but he makes such cute stuff and really sexy shoes too.

You? (it's sorta a two way interview and because I'm curious)

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Oooo, Madden is a good choice! I mean, for variety? You can't beat him. I LOVE those black and red Maddens I bought.

Jimmy Choo. Awesome heels in the spring and summer, great boots in the fall and winter.

Okay, next question! Um...what's your favorite, like, love song? It doesn't have to be an 'of all time favoritest EVER' kind of thing, just right now, what do you think is your favorite mushy gushy song?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Exactly and my boots that I love so much are Maddens. The tall knee high patent ones. Marc Jacobs does really nice things but they're very 'elegant' I think.

Choos are awesome. Excellent choice.

Right now? Bubbly by Colbie Caillat. Such a cute, cute being 'in love' song. Much love for it at the moment.

You?

[allerdyce-john.livejournal.com]

Killer headline, brat.

I'm watching reruns of Pinky and the Brain. If anyone's bored right now, it's me.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Apparently it scared a couple of people. I didn't actually think anyone would take me seriously.

ooooh you are bored. I'm sorry.

"What are we going to do, Brain?"

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world."

I had a phase.

[allerdyce-john.livejournal.com]

Guess just about anything is possible these days. Like there's death by falling coconut; which I think is all sorts of fucking hilarious.

I'm having a phase.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Things like that make Darwinism make so much sense.

Is it a good phase? Or a bad phase? Or a 'God Buffy please rescue me from this' phase?

[allerdyce-john.livejournal.com]

I'm being corrupted by a mouse with a big brain. What do you think?