Yeah. I'll see about that. I'm actually not too fond of animals but I just think it'd be cool to own a giant dog. Which is not a good reason to get one.

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I know you're going to be nervous and all but since his mom's a good cook then the one thing you should do is eat, eat and eat and compliment her cooking. Sucking up is all important except yeah, don't fucking overdo it.

And don't say the F word.

All in all, I don't think you have much to worry about. Unless you subscribe to some weird religion or something, I'm pretty sure they'll like you enough to want to adopt you before dessert arrives.

Also, I'll pray for you. And I'm atheist but it's the thought that counts, right?