Because Dawn is hot, I'm not gonna gang up with you and torment Dawn. See? You gotta give me points for making the effort to be nice to her. Unless of course, like you, she turns out to be tormentlicious then I won't be able to help it.

[Locked]

I'm beginning to imagine that Mr. Godfather looks like Al Pacino.

Touching wood right now. There'll be no jinxing of any kind. And yeah, I don't think me saying, "Oh fuck, LOCKED!" is gonna work after I've said, "Hey, so did you slay any vampires last night?" Then again, we could aways go, "Bruhahahaha, we're such jokers. Slaying vamps? Get it? Bruhahahaha."

I think I've had too much to drink.