Dawn's grandkids are going to be paying off my Am Ex bill

[whattingawhat]

But they're gorgeous and they will look equally as gorgeous on my feet and on my coffee table. Because like I'm going to hide those babies in the closet.

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[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

We're gonna have to win the lottery, Summers.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'll just keep charging them to my Am Ex card. I've got great credit and I'll pay the minimum on it every month. Then when I die, I'll will the bill to Dawn, she can will it to her kids and they can will it to theirs. In a way I'll be immortal. Along with my shoes.

They're pretty though, aren't they?

[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

They're hot.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Which is why I now own them. I have to go pick them up after work. I'm not sure I can wait that long. I'm considering making the boys go on a field trip. We'll discuss all the ways shoes can be used as weapons in the event that zombies attack and we're trapped in a mall.

I'll be wearing them when you come home from work.

[stillacrime.livejournal.com]

Field trip sounds good.

And Boom! Sit on the chest/coffee table. That'll be hot.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Awesome Zombie Preparation Day it is. The boys will actually be excited. They like my field trips.

I'll be there. And see, we can't actually break the chest. Okay so if we tried we might be able to but it's pretty sturdy.