For makeyourlist Prompt Week 16

[whattingawhat]

A list of your special talents

1. I can drink more caffeine than should be legal for any one person.

2. I’m good with explosives.

3. I’ve got the whole Lazarus thing going on

4. I can tune out pretty much anything

5. I can (unfortunately) make a mean hamburger

6. I’m good with the B&E

7. I know that a movie, ice cream and kicking ass can fix anything. Or at least take the pain away for a little while.

8. I’ve got the sacrifice thing down pat.

9. Along with the annoying Giles thing.

10. I can order coffee, pastry and pasta in Italian. I also know how to ask where the cute shoes are.

11. I can kick ass in a pair of heels.

12. I’m good at carving stakes
13. and digging graves, even though I insist on the boys doing it if they’re around.

14. According to Giles, I slaughter the English language with surprising ease. Guiltless too.

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Comments

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Ooo! Giles and I had a lecture about you guys. We issued a non combat order to all the mini-me's regarding transgenics.

It's not a good trend. In fact I think even leg warmers might be better. Some of the girls do and some of them try things I never want to have attached to my name. IE The Immortal. Seriously? My dating life is lame but it's not that lame.

*laugh* I think it comes with being a girl. I like pretty clothes even when I'm slaying.

I've met a few girls with guys names but Angel is the only guy with a girly name I've ever met.

Bench press a Buick huh? I've never tried. I think it would give me some problems. I've never really tested my strength because I've always been strong enough to do what I needed to do. Some stuffy British guys tried and I threw a sword at them.

And the Black Plague? I've got a good immune system but I'm pretty sure that'd do me in. Color me impressed. Which is like a yellow color but the pretty sunny color and not the pukey jaundice color.

[smart-alec494.livejournal.com]

We're lecture topics? In something besides a class on genetics? We appriciate the lack of killage from a small army of butt kicking women.

We're pretty fast and loose with name names here, but we're all up with the descriptive. Max, Alec (As in smart), Fixit, Bounce, Bullet. You get the idea.

Actually, I've never tried to bench press a Buick, but I bet I could. I'm sure it's in my file some where, but I don't read it. Sword throwing is about how I felt about it, but they were blown up. That's pretty satisfying to.

Totally serious about the Plague. We can stand up to pretty much anything, including radiation.

No, I like sunny. Bright and cheerful.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

We have a monthly meeting/newsletter thing. I go over the things that they aren't allowed to kill that otherwise they might think they should kill. Like Angel, Spike and transgenics. You're welcome! I have to be very clear about things because they're teenagers and they get distracted easily.

I like it. I may have to rename some of the slayerettes. I could probably remember them that way.

Blowing things up works for me too. I just happened to have a sword handy.

That's cool. The misogynistic idiots who made slayers shoulda thought of that. It'd be handy.

Me too. I'm in Scotland right now and I'm kind of lacking the sunny.