We wish we were like you [They say you're a saint]

[whattingawhat]

13 people who need to be slapped

1. Spike. He’s done something I’m sure. Besides, Bee slaps him on a regular basis and I trust her.


2. Jack in Portland who bought my yellow Jimmy Choos


3. Andrew. It’s Andrew…that needs no explanation.


4. Angel…if I start listing reasons we’d be here all day but I can promise you it’s for none of the reasons any of you think.


5. Kennedy. She totally tried to pull Alpha Bitch on me and that doesn’t really work.


6. Quinton Travers. Cruciamentum. That’s the only reason I’m ever gonna need for slapping him.


7. Tom from the frat house. He roofied me.



8. Parker Abrams. For being a complete ass.



9. Hank Summers. I don’t even need words for this one. I can use letters. M.I.A. He didn’t show up at Mom’s funeral Or mine


10. Shamans in general.


12. Olivia because she left Giles. And even if he is old and the idea of him having sex is gross, he liked her and she was the first that I know of since Ms. Calender.



13. Genevieve Savidge. You try to kill me and I am going to slap you.

Comments

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

You know, I almost feel sorry for Spike.

Almost.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? Spike is like the twisted puppy who likes abuse. Have you met Dru? Okay probably not.

He's got two hot chicks with super powers saying he should be slapped. I think he's in his own version of Heaven.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...Dru?

Oh God, that kind of makes me never want to smack him again. Thank you, I need to scrub my brain now.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Spike's Sire. She has visions, had them when she was human and then Angelus made her insane. Her elevator never even gets out of the basement. As far as I know she's still around. Just not making any trouble.


Sorry...knowing me has it's disadvantages.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Aaaah. Huh. Nutty, was she? Maybe that's why Spike's so fond of Ruby. She's another slayer...you know what, you'd just have to meet her, she's kind of hard to explain.

Naaaaah, you're fine, just the mental image of him actually getting off on me smacking him upside the head is now kind of burned in. Brain scrub in progress.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Oh that makes me nervous. She's alright though?


good luck with the brain scrub.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

She's pretty far from all right. She's very, very damaged. But we're keeping an eye on her. I don't think she's dangerous. Well...not terribly dangerous.

It seems to be going okay. I'm forcibly thinking about other things. Pleasant things. Puppies and kittens and chirpy birds. I'm singing the Happy Working Song. All is good.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Oh. Was she like that before the slaying? I mean...damaged? Is there anything I can do?


Half naked pretty boys?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...Oh, God, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you think that! No, what happened to her happened long before she became a Slayer. She was...assaulted. She killed the guy that did it and got sent to prison for murder, and I'm not sure, cause it's kind of hard to understand her sometimes, but I think she was assaulted on the inside, too. It's...weird, it's like she talks about it so matter of factly or she's freaking out and crying when you ask her questions.

...Yep, I'm better now.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Oh...good. I mean not good that...just...you know. I didn't need the guilt. It gives me frown lines. Does she have times when she's okay?


I thought that might do the trick. Works for me every time.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

She has times when she's...I don't think I'd call it okay. She's very childlike.

Oh, yeah, I'm all better.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

That's hard. Slayer or not. It's good she has you and Spike to take care of her. And yeah...Spike is really good at that kind of thing. It lets him be the knight in shining armor and he really needs that.