Both ganked from Bee

[whattingawhat]

You Are a Pretty Good Liar

Your lies are somewhat believable, but sometimes you get caught. Work on keeping your body language and emotions calm. And you'll be a better liar in no time!

Are You a Good Liar?

See it depends on the situation and what I'm lying about. I can be really good at it or I stammer and stutter and flail all over the place. There's really no in between.

[locked from Danny]

Sadly, I'm getting a lot better at lying I've noticed.

[unlocked]

You Failed 8th Grade Science

Sorry, you only got 5/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Since I nearly failed high school entirely and would have without Willow, I'm not surprised at all. You have to show up to pass or y'know know this stuff. Preferably after having gotten some sleep the night before.

I do know bat sonar destroys a praying mantis' equilibrium.

Comments

[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

A bat sonar destroys a praying mantis' equilibrium?...

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Yup throws them all off. I had a substitute science teacher in high school that was really a giant praying mantis. She kidnapped Xander and was going to be his girlfriend then bite his head off. I had to figure out a way to save him. Bat Sonar. Let me kick her giant bug ass.

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[and-twosyllable.livejournal.com]

Wow, fucking A. I've only been around this for...oh, maybe a week or so and all I've got is some knowledge regarding vampires.

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[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I say again, I don't know HOW you made it through high school, being a slayer. I just...it boggles the mind.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

*shrug* It wasn't like anyone was giving me a choice?

The high school didn't make it. I blew it up at graduation.

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[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I heard about that, yeah.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

And yet they rebuilt...on the same friggin' Hellmouth. And guess what crazy things happened and I had to go back to high school.

Seriously, what is that about learning from your mistakes?

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[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

People are really incapable of seeing what's RIGHT in front of their faces. It's really very sad.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

This is exactly why I'll take an evil person over a stupid person anyday

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[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Amen, sister.