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whattingawhat) wrote2008-05-07 12:39 pm
whattingawhat) wrote2008-05-07 12:39 pm
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If you can't love me honey, go on just pretend [Come on baby, be my bad boyfriend]
Reasons I’m in like with Danny Messer
1. Have you seen him? Seriously. Let’s just get that out of the way right now and I’ll admit it’s shallow.
2. Porn. I’m getting the shallow ones out of the way right now and in bullet form. Just add the word porn after all of these. I can provide pictorial evidence if necessary.
• Glasses
• Tattoo
• Arm
• Wife beater
• Gun
• Cigarette (I kinda want to be a cigarette sometimes)
3. His hair. It’s fun to play with. It hasn’t got too much gunk in it so I can make it stick up or smooth it all down. Usually I like it all mussed up.
4. When he’s wearing his glasses, he lets me come take them off, put them on me (I have no idea why I like to wear them but I do) and mess up his hair.
5. Honestly, he pretty much lets me do whatever I want. God this makes me sound like a bratty girl but it’s true.
6. Boom. Really, just the way he talks period. The words he uses and the accent. I’m in love with the accent. Sometimes I just have him read things to me.
7. He fights. Every single day. I love that. There’s no way I could be with someone that wasn’t willing to fight every day. Or someone that just laid down and let life happen to them.
8. He’s so incredibly sweet and kind. Not just to me but to everyone.
9. He talks. We’re all pretty aware that I can hold a conversation with a wall but it’s nice to have someone who talks back to me.
10. He has no problem with sex everywhere.
11. He’s in good shape and runs a lot so he can keep up with me. And that’s all I’m saying about that.
12. He takes the stairs every day for me.
13. The one time we had to take the elevator, he distracted without any questions.
14. He takes me on faith.
15. He watches Ice Castles and “One Tree Hill” with me without complaining. Ditto for Kung Fu movies, which takes a special kind of resolve since I sit there and bitch about every. Single. Fight scene.
16. He has patience in spades.
17. He doesn’t care that I can kick his ass. In fact, he thinks it’s hot.
18. My favorite Marc Jacobs shoes are the centerpiece on the end table and he’s good with that.
19. I have over taken everything in his apartment and he’s actually happy about that.
20. He doesn’t give a damn that I can’t cook or that I’m not willing to try.
21. He made me Cookie-Dough-Fudge-Mint-Chip ice cream.
22. He’s on a campaign to redeem red roses.
23. He’s saving up money to buy me a cross I want, despite the fact that I have like twenty crosses already.
24. He took me to see Louie.
25. He actually likes my rambles.
26. He accepts it when I tell him I can’t tell him.
27. He let me hang my punching bag in the doorframe of the kitchen. I swore I’d take it down when I wasn’t using it but really, most of the time we just duck around it. He never, ever complains about it.
28. He likes the small of my back even better than the scar on my neck even though the scar is the most sensitive spot on my body. I like that he’s not picking the easy spot.
29. He never takes the easy way. It’s really sexy.
30. He’s got a motorcycle. I totally feel like Grease 2. Maybe motorcycle should be up on the porn column but I think there probably really is something called motorcycle porn and it’s probably not what I think it is. Although now I’m thinking about other ways to make the motorcycle porntastic that aren’t eww at all.
31. He doesn’t underestimate me. This is important because most people do.
32. He’s Catholic but he doesn’t care that half the time I call the same higher power he calls God PB&J half the time.
33. He’s thinking about introducing me to his parents.
34. He handles Emo!Buffy without flinching.
35. He’s so a sucker for my pouting.
36. He lets me play bad music (like Bon Jovi bad)
37. He lets me draw all over his body with purple glitter pen as long as I stick to areas of the skin covered by his clothes (work you know. He has to look respectable) and honestly I’m pretty sure if I really wanted to, he’d let me draw on his arms too.
38. He makes his mom’s lasagna for me.
39. He’s protective of me but he knows I can take care of myself so he’s not like all…he doesn’t care that I don’t damsel? If that makes any sense at all.
40. He’s incredibly indulgent of my coffee habit even though he knows he’s going to have to live with caffeinated Buffy.
41. Let’s just call it like it is, he’s incredibly indulgent of all my quirks. And there are lots and lots of them. That could be an entirely separate list.
42. Under all that good, he’s a bad boy looking for redemption. It’s just…such a turn on for me.
43. He’s not all American Joe. It works because I’m not all American Jane and I never, ever will be.
ETA He's a smart ass. Yes I like that.
1. Have you seen him? Seriously. Let’s just get that out of the way right now and I’ll admit it’s shallow.
2. Porn. I’m getting the shallow ones out of the way right now and in bullet form. Just add the word porn after all of these. I can provide pictorial evidence if necessary.
• Glasses
• Tattoo
• Arm
• Wife beater
• Gun
• Cigarette (I kinda want to be a cigarette sometimes)
3. His hair. It’s fun to play with. It hasn’t got too much gunk in it so I can make it stick up or smooth it all down. Usually I like it all mussed up.
4. When he’s wearing his glasses, he lets me come take them off, put them on me (I have no idea why I like to wear them but I do) and mess up his hair.
5. Honestly, he pretty much lets me do whatever I want. God this makes me sound like a bratty girl but it’s true.
6. Boom. Really, just the way he talks period. The words he uses and the accent. I’m in love with the accent. Sometimes I just have him read things to me.
7. He fights. Every single day. I love that. There’s no way I could be with someone that wasn’t willing to fight every day. Or someone that just laid down and let life happen to them.
8. He’s so incredibly sweet and kind. Not just to me but to everyone.
9. He talks. We’re all pretty aware that I can hold a conversation with a wall but it’s nice to have someone who talks back to me.
10. He has no problem with sex everywhere.
11. He’s in good shape and runs a lot so he can keep up with me. And that’s all I’m saying about that.
12. He takes the stairs every day for me.
13. The one time we had to take the elevator, he distracted without any questions.
14. He takes me on faith.
15. He watches Ice Castles and “One Tree Hill” with me without complaining. Ditto for Kung Fu movies, which takes a special kind of resolve since I sit there and bitch about every. Single. Fight scene.
16. He has patience in spades.
17. He doesn’t care that I can kick his ass. In fact, he thinks it’s hot.
18. My favorite Marc Jacobs shoes are the centerpiece on the end table and he’s good with that.
19. I have over taken everything in his apartment and he’s actually happy about that.
20. He doesn’t give a damn that I can’t cook or that I’m not willing to try.
21. He made me Cookie-Dough-Fudge-Mint-Chip ice cream.
22. He’s on a campaign to redeem red roses.
23. He’s saving up money to buy me a cross I want, despite the fact that I have like twenty crosses already.
24. He took me to see Louie.
25. He actually likes my rambles.
26. He accepts it when I tell him I can’t tell him.
27. He let me hang my punching bag in the doorframe of the kitchen. I swore I’d take it down when I wasn’t using it but really, most of the time we just duck around it. He never, ever complains about it.
28. He likes the small of my back even better than the scar on my neck even though the scar is the most sensitive spot on my body. I like that he’s not picking the easy spot.
29. He never takes the easy way. It’s really sexy.
30. He’s got a motorcycle. I totally feel like Grease 2. Maybe motorcycle should be up on the porn column but I think there probably really is something called motorcycle porn and it’s probably not what I think it is. Although now I’m thinking about other ways to make the motorcycle porntastic that aren’t eww at all.
31. He doesn’t underestimate me. This is important because most people do.
32. He’s Catholic but he doesn’t care that half the time I call the same higher power he calls God PB&J half the time.
33. He’s thinking about introducing me to his parents.
34. He handles Emo!Buffy without flinching.
35. He’s so a sucker for my pouting.
36. He lets me play bad music (like Bon Jovi bad)
37. He lets me draw all over his body with purple glitter pen as long as I stick to areas of the skin covered by his clothes (work you know. He has to look respectable) and honestly I’m pretty sure if I really wanted to, he’d let me draw on his arms too.
38. He makes his mom’s lasagna for me.
39. He’s protective of me but he knows I can take care of myself so he’s not like all…he doesn’t care that I don’t damsel? If that makes any sense at all.
40. He’s incredibly indulgent of my coffee habit even though he knows he’s going to have to live with caffeinated Buffy.
41. Let’s just call it like it is, he’s incredibly indulgent of all my quirks. And there are lots and lots of them. That could be an entirely separate list.
42. Under all that good, he’s a bad boy looking for redemption. It’s just…such a turn on for me.
43. He’s not all American Joe. It works because I’m not all American Jane and I never, ever will be.
ETA He's a smart ass. Yes I like that.