whattingawhat: ([Shipper] Buffy/Danny sexy)
Buffy Summers ([personal profile] whattingawhat) wrote2008-05-07 12:39 pm

If you can't love me honey, go on just pretend [Come on baby, be my bad boyfriend]

Reasons I’m in like with Danny Messer

1. Have you seen him? Seriously. Let’s just get that out of the way right now and I’ll admit it’s shallow.
2. Porn. I’m getting the shallow ones out of the way right now and in bullet form. Just add the word porn after all of these. I can provide pictorial evidence if necessary.
• Glasses
• Tattoo
• Arm
• Wife beater
• Gun
• Cigarette (I kinda want to be a cigarette sometimes)
3. His hair. It’s fun to play with. It hasn’t got too much gunk in it so I can make it stick up or smooth it all down. Usually I like it all mussed up.
4. When he’s wearing his glasses, he lets me come take them off, put them on me (I have no idea why I like to wear them but I do) and mess up his hair.
5. Honestly, he pretty much lets me do whatever I want. God this makes me sound like a bratty girl but it’s true.
6. Boom. Really, just the way he talks period. The words he uses and the accent. I’m in love with the accent. Sometimes I just have him read things to me.
7. He fights. Every single day. I love that. There’s no way I could be with someone that wasn’t willing to fight every day. Or someone that just laid down and let life happen to them.
8. He’s so incredibly sweet and kind. Not just to me but to everyone.
9. He talks. We’re all pretty aware that I can hold a conversation with a wall but it’s nice to have someone who talks back to me.
10. He has no problem with sex everywhere.
11. He’s in good shape and runs a lot so he can keep up with me. And that’s all I’m saying about that.
12. He takes the stairs every day for me.
13. The one time we had to take the elevator, he distracted without any questions.
14. He takes me on faith.
15. He watches Ice Castles and “One Tree Hill” with me without complaining. Ditto for Kung Fu movies, which takes a special kind of resolve since I sit there and bitch about every. Single. Fight scene.
16. He has patience in spades.
17. He doesn’t care that I can kick his ass. In fact, he thinks it’s hot.
18. My favorite Marc Jacobs shoes are the centerpiece on the end table and he’s good with that.
19. I have over taken everything in his apartment and he’s actually happy about that.
20. He doesn’t give a damn that I can’t cook or that I’m not willing to try.
21. He made me Cookie-Dough-Fudge-Mint-Chip ice cream.
22. He’s on a campaign to redeem red roses.
23. He’s saving up money to buy me a cross I want, despite the fact that I have like twenty crosses already.
24. He took me to see Louie.
25. He actually likes my rambles.
26. He accepts it when I tell him I can’t tell him.
27. He let me hang my punching bag in the doorframe of the kitchen. I swore I’d take it down when I wasn’t using it but really, most of the time we just duck around it. He never, ever complains about it.
28. He likes the small of my back even better than the scar on my neck even though the scar is the most sensitive spot on my body. I like that he’s not picking the easy spot.
29. He never takes the easy way. It’s really sexy.
30. He’s got a motorcycle. I totally feel like Grease 2. Maybe motorcycle should be up on the porn column but I think there probably really is something called motorcycle porn and it’s probably not what I think it is. Although now I’m thinking about other ways to make the motorcycle porntastic that aren’t eww at all.
31. He doesn’t underestimate me. This is important because most people do.
32. He’s Catholic but he doesn’t care that half the time I call the same higher power he calls God PB&J half the time.
33. He’s thinking about introducing me to his parents.
34. He handles Emo!Buffy without flinching.
35. He’s so a sucker for my pouting.
36. He lets me play bad music (like Bon Jovi bad)
37. He lets me draw all over his body with purple glitter pen as long as I stick to areas of the skin covered by his clothes (work you know. He has to look respectable) and honestly I’m pretty sure if I really wanted to, he’d let me draw on his arms too.
38. He makes his mom’s lasagna for me.
39. He’s protective of me but he knows I can take care of myself so he’s not like all…he doesn’t care that I don’t damsel? If that makes any sense at all.
40. He’s incredibly indulgent of my coffee habit even though he knows he’s going to have to live with caffeinated Buffy.
41. Let’s just call it like it is, he’s incredibly indulgent of all my quirks. And there are lots and lots of them. That could be an entirely separate list.
42. Under all that good, he’s a bad boy looking for redemption. It’s just…such a turn on for me.
43. He’s not all American Joe. It works because I’m not all American Jane and I never, ever will be.

ETA He's a smart ass. Yes I like that.

[identity profile] and-twosyllable.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
1) We should talk about One Tree Hill.

2) You really sound in like.

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I just like it because it's pretty people with lives more screwed up than mine.

I am.

[identity profile] and-twosyllable.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Depending on the day - yep.

I'm happy for you guys. :D

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, I think Brooke is worse at relationships than I am.

Thanks. I am too. With the happy I mean. It's a new thing I'm going for.

[identity profile] stillacrime.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright... you got me. I'm smilin' like a big dope.

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Score. I like making you smile like a big dope.

[identity profile] stillacrime.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You're havin' a really good day then.

[identity profile] stillacrime.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You're so in like with me, Summers. Never gonna wanna get away from me.

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I really, really am. Wait a minute...there was a question about whether I wanted to get away from you or not? Let's settle that right now. I don't. We're good.

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I have that song Imagine me and you, I do. I think about day and night. It's only right...And I can't remember the rest but it's stuck in my head.

I'll now have to play Bad Boyfriend over and over again to chase it out.

[identity profile] stillacrime.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You added I'm a smart ass! Boom!

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I can't believe I left it off the first time. It's one of my favorite things about you.

[identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm not the only one that has a thing for the smart mouthed men. Good.

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no. Not at all. It's witty and gives you something to work with. If a guy doesn't have the brains or the attitude to be a smart ass, I'm gonna run all the hell over him.

[identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
There you go. ;)