Marry: Brad Pitt (he's used to like six billion kids. He's got the patience to live with me) Shag: Christian Bale (it's Batman. Seriously. Sorry Clooney, he's a better batman) Throw off a cliff: George Clooney. Really it's nothing against George. He's a sexy beast but he's the oldest of the three and I don't really do the whole old man thing.
Marry: Edward Scissorhands. He's a sweetie and you know he'd make a good husband as long as you kept him from getting handsy. Shag: Dracula. I am SO not explaining this one. Ooooo you weren't there for the Dracula thing. He came to Sunnydale to meet me. We did not shag Throw off a cliff: Frankenstein. He might be a sweetie but just contemplate his face for a moment.
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Marry: Brad Pitt (he's used to like six billion kids. He's got the patience to live with me)
Shag: Christian Bale (it's Batman. Seriously. Sorry Clooney, he's a better batman)
Throw off a cliff: George Clooney. Really it's nothing against George. He's a sexy beast but he's the oldest of the three and I don't really do the whole old man thing.
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Poor George.
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I know. I feel terrible. I think he'll probably get over it though
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Shag: You
Toss off a cliff: Tom Cruise unless it's Top Gun pre insane-No I'm kidding. I'd still marry and shag you.
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Marry: Edward Scissorhands. He's a sweetie and you know he'd make a good husband as long as you kept him from getting handsy.
Shag: Dracula. I am SO not explaining this one. Ooooo you weren't there for the Dracula thing. He came to Sunnydale to meet me. We did not shag
Throw off a cliff: Frankenstein. He might be a sweetie but just contemplate his face for a moment.
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Marry: Danny
Shag: You (Because you know both Danny and Don would forgive us if we let them watch)
Throw off a very tiny cliff: Don
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Marry: Obama
Shag: Bush
and then throw him off a cliffThrow off a cliff: Hilary Clinton.
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Shag: Bush
I'm gonna have to find a way to get that disturbing image out of my head.
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