whattingawhat | We went for something bigger

Dude looks cute.

He's pretty freaking adorable.

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So from a guy's pov, I'm meeting parents. This is a pretty big deal, yeah? Or no? Okay...wait, your parents are dead so lie to me, tell me it's NO big deal and I should just fucking relax, meet the parents and be normal.

Does he drool all over your carpet?

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Just don't do anything Gaylord 'Greg' Focker did and you'll be fine. Honestly, I'd be pretty fucking nervous but I'm a guy. I think you girls tend to impress parents pretty easily so just be yourself? First time meeting them?

Nah he's too little for that. There's no drooling. Thank God.

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LOL that was a hilarious movie though. Check. No doing things the Focker way. I'm crazy nervous. Pyro, think about who you're talking to. Danny's dad is 'Godfather' in my head. Being myself is NOT an option. That was one of the rules Danny gave me. No calling his Dad Godfather to his face. Yeah, first time meeting them.

I hate it when dogs do that. I'd like to get a wolf hybrid but I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not. I'm hardly at home but I could bring him to the base, I guess... Still. It's bound to drool all over the damn place.

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Maybe just smile and nod a lot? Wait, no. That would be a bad idea. They'd probably think of you as the typical dumb blonde if you do that but you don't want to be too mouthy either... Jeez. Why the fuck is he asking you do this? It's fucking torture.

... I'm not helping, am I?

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You could check into it, see if they drooled a lot. Some big dogs don't. Wolf hybrid would be cool.

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*grin* Really not. I think it's a whole rite of passage in a relationship. It's like a show of faith maybe? Like I like you enough to think you're going to be in my life so I'm going to introduce you to my family. Which I'm glad it's to that point but at the same time...I've been tortured. I think this is worse.

I'm just going to try to be a very good Buffy on my best behavior.

Yeah. I'll see about that. I'm actually not too fond of animals but I just think it'd be cool to own a giant dog. Which is not a good reason to get one.

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I know you're going to be nervous and all but since his mom's a good cook then the one thing you should do is eat, eat and eat and compliment her cooking. Sucking up is all important except yeah, don't fucking overdo it.

And don't say the F word.

All in all, I don't think you have much to worry about. Unless you subscribe to some weird religion or something, I'm pretty sure they'll like you enough to want to adopt you before dessert arrives.

Also, I'll pray for you. And I'm atheist but it's the thought that counts, right?

It's kinda not. Maybe you should just visit wolf hybrids?

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Good advice. I especially like the part about not saying the F word. *grin* Corrupter. I'll probably gain ten pounds from the one dinner alone.

Nah no religion at all. Which could be a problem. They're Catholic. I'm yay higher power (actually I bitch at them on a pretty regular basis) but religion is freaky girl. I'm just going to NOT mention God or religion at all and LIE if it comes up. I've just got to keep the word vomit under control. People ask if I go to church and I say yes and then the word vomit kicks in and before I know it I'm talking about ripping a crucifix off the wall and shoving it in a vampires pants. I think I'm gonna xnay the caffeine tomorrow. That'll help. And aww thank you about the them wanting to adopt me thing. You're awesome.

Yeah it's the thought that counts! And thanks. I appreciate it.

That's lame. I'd be known as the freak who comes to play with the wolf hybrids every once in a while.

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No more saying the F word for today just in case you fucking say it by fucking accident tomorrow and create a fucking disaster in front of his fucking parents. Okay?

And yeah, bullshitting is completely necessary at this point. Don't worry, we're all going to hell anyways.

Awww you're just afraid they'll see your smushy side while you're playing with the puppies.

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LOl I don't have to! You fucking used it enough for me!

Oh yeah, I've known that since they kicked me out of Heaven. I'm okay with it.

I don't have that -word that will not be written out- side. I don't want to play with puppies. They're just furry little critters. Big fucking deal.

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And you just fucking used the fucking word, Buffy. Do you know how to speak Italian? That would be useful in case they start talking about you at the table during dinner.

Good. Don't worry about it. You'll definitely meet me in Hell and we can find ways to overrule whatever Satan Demon Adolf Hitler Saddam Hussein thing is in there.

It's be so cute though! You I could put a picture of you playing with the puppies on the Eharmony page you I make so that you can show your SMUSHY side. Girls like smushy sides, John.

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Well Fuck! I know how to ask where the store is, order pasta and espresso. That's about it. I lived there for a year but I didn't pick up much besides a love for Italian food and Italian shoes.

Awesome. Sounds like a good time to me.

I will not be going anywhere near a puppy. Except maybe Rocky. Just cause he's yours and he should be a kickass puppy. And there will be no making of any Eharmony page.

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That sucks. Get Willow to grant you the ability to understand all forms of languages for one night? Then again, ignorance is bliss. Did I mention that I'm sure they're gonna love you? You've got nothing to worry about whatsoever? Nada? Zilch?

You never let me have any fun!

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That would be nice! I'm not sure how much Italian they actually speak. I mean I know his parents are Italian (I think his grandfather was raised over there) but he only says something Italian every now and then.

Yeah yeah, you're just giving me lots of confidence here! *grin*

Who says so? I let you have fun. Just not the kind that involves me turning into a puppy lovin' Eharmony page friendly person. You can get your laughs elsewhere and in other ways, Evil Summers.

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Jesus crap, are you going to meet the grandparents too?

Yeah. Just doing my best?

Okay so you do let me have fun. I'll have to torment someone else.

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Noooo just his Mom and Dad. I don't even think his grandparents are still alive. I just know that they were from Italy.

You're doing really good. I'm laughing about it now instead of OMFG I'm going to hyperventilate and DIE which was what I was doing earlier.

But you're a brat. You'll do it anyways. Lucky for you, we're one a kind, so it's all good. Maybe we'll pick on someone and double torment them.

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That's good news at least. What are you planning on calling them? Mr. and Mrs. Messer or you gonna call them by their first names? That's always tricky. Some people like being called, Aunty and Uncle which I always find hilarious and I don't fucking know why.

What's the worse that can happen anyways? A vampire jumping in through the window looking for revenge with the slayer? Doubt it. Plus, Danny will still love you even if you fuck up, which you won't and if he doesn't, I'll threaten him with fire.

Oooooh you've got me figured out. Double tormenting is awesome. It's times like these that Dawn lives too far away. I torment her when I'm around.

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Mr and Mrs Messer, unless they ask me to call them something else. Then I'll call them whatever they want I guess. Just not Godfather and Mrs. Godfather. Aunty and Uncle is odd. So is Mom and Dad. I mean I guess maybe if you were married but otherwise, weird.

Oh don't even say it! It's not likely but no jinxing me anyway. And he will. I've made him promise me that. Awww you're the best. Thank you. Sometime you have to meet him, although admittedly it'd probably be better after he knows about the slay thing and is okay with it. Then we don't have to watch what we say in front of him.

Because Dawn is hot, I'm not gonna gang up with you and torment Dawn. See? You gotta give me points for making the effort to be nice to her. Unless of course, like you, she turns out to be tormentlicious then I won't be able to help it.

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I'm beginning to imagine that Mr. Godfather looks like Al Pacino.

Touching wood right now. There'll be no jinxing of any kind. And yeah, I don't think me saying, "Oh fuck, LOCKED!" is gonna work after I've said, "Hey, so did you slay any vampires last night?" Then again, we could aways go, "Bruhahahaha, we're such jokers. Slaying vamps? Get it? Bruhahahaha."

I think I've had too much to drink.

Okay okay you're getting points. You're working your way to a date with my sister. She's pretty tormentlicious, mostly because she pouts and whines a lot. And it's funny to see her pouting and whining because she's tall, like 5'7 and not this little girl but she still has the whole little girl pout.

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LOL I don't know if he does or not. I'll let you know. I was imagining a thinner, younger Brando. not like super young black and white Brando but somewhere between that and what he was when he died.

Thank you for the no jinxing. Yeah I don't think that would work. Danny has faith in me and he trusts me. He's not stupid. I'm not flying Dawnie out here until he knows and is semi okay with it for the same reason. She's too used to just saying whatever.

What are you drinking? You are getting kind of punchy. It's funny.

Wait. If she came from you (and I get how wrong that sounds but you get what I mean), where'd she get all that height from? And seeing a girl pout is my main weakness but somehow I don't hate that about girls. It's just one of those, I can't help but like it things.

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You gotta sneak capture a photo of him with your cell.

So you're planning on telling him sometime in the very near future then, huh? Good luck with that. And don't worry about it. I'm sure Danny will be okay with knowing who and what you are. Didn't Sydney's fiance freak out at first but then realized that it didn't fucking matter that she was CIA and that she'd hidden it from him? Yeah. I kinda just watched Alias about a week ago on DVD. So Danny Hecht died. That's TV fucking drama and a complete coincidence that they're both named Danny. Our lives are completely... I lost my point. And I think I was about to make a bad point. Let's just... forget I said anything.

Rum and orange juice. It's punchy alright. The drink. Not me.

I don't know? Maybe I've got the gene for it, it's just recessive? My Dad was pretty tall and my Mom was taller than me. And I totally get what you mean about the Dawn coming from me. Oh God...you will be a sucker for Dawn's pout. I'm a sucker and I'm her big sister. I give her ten minutes to have you wrapped around her little finger, which isn't a bad thing. She can just be a brat.

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I'll try!

Uhm...I'd like to tell him never but I think it's only a matter of time before he makes me tell him. The longer I wait and the more I get to know him, the more I think it might be okay.

Good TV series! And yeah Danny doing the thing the fictional Danny did is not happening. I will not allow it.

Yum Rum is a good. Also OJ. I'm a fan of it.

Where'd you both learn to pout so much from? Or is that just natural brattyliciousness? I fucking swear I don't usually make new words up as I go. I blame you for this.

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If the more you get to know him, and the more it makes you think it's okay to tell him, then that's a good sign. And yeah. No fictional Danny thing happening.

I'm fucking addicted to drinking OJ. It's a breakfast must have.

LOL I think it's just natural brattyliciousness. It's a Summers thing. Spike used to bitch that Dawn and I had Summers mouths and the pout was just a natural thing. For all the ways Spike screwed me up, he was really, really good to Dawn. He used to sit with her while I went to patrol and finding a babysitter (she hated that word because she was 14) that Dawn would accept and that could protect her in case she needed it was not an easier thing.

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I do coffee at breakfast and OJ the rest of the day. I'm awful I'll drink it right from the carton. I do that with milk too.

Spike babysitting. That strikes me as real fucking funny but it was good that he did it. At 14, I seriously thought I was old enough to do whatever the fuck I wanted and I hated being treated like a kid so I can imagine how Dawn must have felt about that whole babysitting issue. But you did the right thing. At 14, without parental supervision, I landed myself into a fuckload of trouble.

You drink it straight from the carton? That's real fucking cool. You're the first girl I know to do that. Most chicks get all pissed when guys do that.

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