Seventh Slay [Video] Hit me with your best shot. Fire away!

[whattingawhat]

[Buffy is clearly at the gym. She has her hands wrapped and she is taking out her frustration on the punching bag. Her breath is coming in little puffs and there's a sheen of sweat on her skin so she's been at this for a while now]

I [punch]

should [punch]

have [punch]

known [punch]

he's [punch]

a jerk [very hard punch that makes the bag swing perilously on its chain]

way [steady the bag and punch]

too [punch]

pretty [punch]

not [punch]

to be [punch]

[She rests a moment, contemplating the camera.]

Plus. My luck. Not the greatest romantically if you know what I mean.

[and then a flurry of kicks that yes...yes that would be Buffy killing the punching bag. It swings wildly on it's chain then snaps and hits the floor with a thud]

Oops

Comments

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

What the hell? She's on my bad side.

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

You're on each other's. What happened? Maybe I can help?

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Help? You think I need help? From you?

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

...You have a pissed off Slayer on your hands so, yeah, I do.

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

I don't need help.

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

You realize you could get your ass kicked, right?

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

What the fuck do you care? Tell your friend there's a one guy at a time rule about being in love!!

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

...You could...tell her yourself? And she loves someone else? And you guys are in love?

[if he were Jewish, oy vey this curse]

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

You shut the hell up!

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

You told me to tell her something. I NEED ALL THE FACTS!

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

How the hell did I even get you on this thing anyway. Damn contraption.

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Because filter's suck! And, because it's a stupid network.

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Filters aren't the only thing that sucks.

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Seriously? You're like -- [thirty-something] SERIOUSLY?

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Where's Buffy? Let me guess, she loves you too?

[Voice] 1/3?...I think.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

What?!

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

As a friend.

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

We don't do the lover thing.

[Voice] I lied, done!

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

And yeah, she loves me, UNCONDITIONALLY AS A FRIEND.

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Don't lie to me. I can kick your ass.

[Voice] 1/2

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

You...don't even - know where I -- why would I lie? I JUST GOT HERE YESTERDAY.

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

And seriously, I could take you.

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Keep telling yourself that.

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

I will. Just, talk to Buffy and make up and be happy and loving. Or break up.

But stop pissing the vampire slayer off. It is bad for everybody.

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me what to do. You don't know me.