Seventh Slay [Video] Hit me with your best shot. Fire away!

[whattingawhat]

[Buffy is clearly at the gym. She has her hands wrapped and she is taking out her frustration on the punching bag. Her breath is coming in little puffs and there's a sheen of sweat on her skin so she's been at this for a while now]

I [punch]

should [punch]

have [punch]

known [punch]

he's [punch]

a jerk [very hard punch that makes the bag swing perilously on its chain]

way [steady the bag and punch]

too [punch]

pretty [punch]

not [punch]

to be [punch]

[She rests a moment, contemplating the camera.]

Plus. My luck. Not the greatest romantically if you know what I mean.

[and then a flurry of kicks that yes...yes that would be Buffy killing the punching bag. It swings wildly on it's chain then snaps and hits the floor with a thud]

Oops

Comments

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Woah. ...What'd he do?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Seriously? You live with the guy and you have to ask?

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Well, there's so many possibilities. He didn't call you or something. Or-- like. Called you 'toots'. Eliot would totally say toots.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

What? Toots? Really? No--my name is Buffy. I don't think Toots is going to--now Little Girl. That irritates me. A lot.

He didn't Little Girl me though. He's just...infuriating! He incites fury with his very presence. There is lots of fury, Hardison. Fury is being had.

Fury, fury, fury.

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Just because you wanna shack up with your roommate and not me is no reason for you to be mad. I'm the one who deserves anger. You can't play with people's hearts like that!

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

You're with Buffy? She never mentioned you...

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

What?? Who the hell is this?

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Xander. Buffy's best friend. And you got on her bad side. So, I'm -- not really yours. But, I do admit I don't know you, guy who pissed Buffy off.

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I do not want to shack up with Tarrant. He is my friend. I've explained this to you. Seriously. You may be that pretty but you are not that dumb.

Re: [Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Dumb?!?! You didn't even know how to use nunchucks. Why live with the guy then? Huh? You know it drives me crazy but you still do it! If you loved me you'd move out.

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Seriously? We're using that as a barometer? Because he's my friend. Why live with Hardison? Do you want to shack up with him?

I do! But you drive me insane!

[Voice]

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

...Uh, Eliot?

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

You know Eliot?

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

What?

[Voice]

[10shlling6pence.livejournal.com]

...WHAT?

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Yeah you. I know you're sleepin' with her.

[Video] btdubs

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Buff?

Re: [Video] btdubs

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Xander. [kick kick kick the already dead punching bag.]

Re: [Video] btdubs

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

What'd that punching back ever do to you?...So, who's the guy?

video ][

[10shlling6pence.livejournal.com]

[totally still WHATTING, but more concerned about her]

...Buffy?

Re: video ][

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Tarrant. It's okay. I'm okay. Just--it'll all blow over and I'll take care of it.

video ][

[10shlling6pence.livejournal.com]

Please tell me what's going on..seems the whole world has gone--well--mad..today.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And yet you're hitting the bag. Disappointing. Needs more hand to hand combat, mud maybe even a bikini if it's a hot day.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

That's only if you order the pay-per-view package.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Okay. Sign me up.