Seventh Slay [Video] Hit me with your best shot. Fire away!

[whattingawhat]

[Buffy is clearly at the gym. She has her hands wrapped and she is taking out her frustration on the punching bag. Her breath is coming in little puffs and there's a sheen of sweat on her skin so she's been at this for a while now]

I [punch]

should [punch]

have [punch]

known [punch]

he's [punch]

a jerk [very hard punch that makes the bag swing perilously on its chain]

way [steady the bag and punch]

too [punch]

pretty [punch]

not [punch]

to be [punch]

[She rests a moment, contemplating the camera.]

Plus. My luck. Not the greatest romantically if you know what I mean.

[and then a flurry of kicks that yes...yes that would be Buffy killing the punching bag. It swings wildly on it's chain then snaps and hits the floor with a thud]

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[Voice] - also, i love you guys, so goddamn much

[10shlling6pence.livejournal.com]

---[there's no words here--just sputtering--he gets up and walks away--and comes back, sputtering]

...PREPOSTEROUS!! In no way, any way, in any other way that I could possibly SAY it to you, SIR, no, no, no, no, no, no AND NO.

The NERVE! Disgracing my honor--and--and her VIRTUE! Why--!!

[Voice] - awww we heart you too!!

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Don't lie to me!

...

...Your honor???

[Okay so here's a whole new kind of angry.]

As if she's so bad to be havin' sex with. She's pretty damn good actually. What's so wrong with sleepin' with her? You got a problem with sexy women?

[Voice]

[10shlling6pence.livejournal.com]

I have not, would not, and WILL not over such a subject! I haven't--DONE ANYTHING.

--!![more sputtering--not that he can be seen, but he's bright magenta on his side now]

Of COURSE no--you--I would never THINK about such things let alone--!

[Voice] - okay this is officially hilarious.

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Why do you have a girl as pretty as Buffy living with you then? Huh? And you can't tell me it's just for the view. Look, she's mine now so you're just gonna have to give her up. I don't wanna have to make you give her up.

[Voice] - for srs

[10shlling6pence.livejournal.com]

She is my FRIEND, and nothing more! A very dear friend, and nothing else should be read about such a friendship!

And for one more and another thing, she should not be spoken as a possession!

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and friend is code for what. I heard how she talked about you while I was cooking her dinner yesterday. I know somethin's up. I brought her nunchucks and flowers. What have you ever given her?

Just tellin' the truth. Somethin' you could take a few notes on.

[Voice]

[10shlling6pence.livejournal.com]

Code--?! Have you none to compare such with? If not, I wouldn't be the slightest surprised. And that has nothing to do with such a conversation!

Most certainly not.

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Well I just ended it. You win. Happy? You broke up two people who love each other.

[Voice]

[10shlling6pence.livejournal.com]

...WHAT?