whattingawhat: ([hurt] I will kick your ass powerless)
Buffy Summers ([personal profile] whattingawhat) wrote2010-09-11 08:20 pm

11th Slayer [Video] but I'm a supergirl, and supergirls just fly.

[Buffy turns the video on her face and she looks pissed. She's got a gash on her head that's dribbling blood, a bruise on her cheek, a black eye, her lip is split and oh there's a nasty bite on her neck that's seeping blood.]

Really not funny to let the girl who gets beat up like it's her...oh her job revisit all her old wounds.

[The view drops rapidly like she's losing grip on it to show a weeping gut wound. She presses her free hand to it and rights the camera, looking into it]

At least none of it actually hurts?

This time.

[She sounds less pissed off now but then that could be blood loss. Oh well. What doesn't kill her makes her stronger. Literally in most cases]

And shouldn't healing on crack kick in right about...oh at least a year ago. Five in some cases.

I'm going to get more gauze. [And the video flicks off]

[identity profile] perspectiveguy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
What's -- what's up?

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently I'm getting all my old open icky wounds back.

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah...at least the blood seems pretty literal. Not to mention the mirror.

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I looked in it? It wasn't pretty.

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. I don't feel like running a marathon but it seems to have hit the surface wounds rather than broken ribs and nose.

[Pain is relative to a slayer, Xander, dontcha know]

[identity profile] perspectiveguy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Still not funny. I'm sorry, that's really, really, really not cool.

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Not getting any funnier either. Thanks, Xander.

[identity profile] perspectiveguy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's only funny until someone loses - well, you know. So, just gonna' say it's not even remotely funny.

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[He actually gets a snorting, slightly blood bubbly laugh out of that one]

Well that was kinda funny.