whattingawhat: (WWBD)
[Patrolling the Underground is something Buffy does every night. There's almost a comfort in the fact that at least here in the City there's no such thing as a slow night. She's always got something to beat on. Which is what she's doing when the device skitters across some broken pavement and turns on.

"Soap. Look into it. They even have flower scented body gel now."

She kicks the thing she's fighting square in the chest and sends it sailing to land against the wall with a crunch.

"You might even try lotion. It could help the skin condition you've got going on."

She moves in with the stake. Her aim is perfect but only the point of the stake buries itself in the creature's chest. The sound that gurgles out of him is as close to a laugh as anything else. He lunges at Buffy. She's still a bit in shock that the fact that the stake didn't go in but she reacts instinctively with a right hook that should have stunned the creature. Instead she lets out a scream of surprise and out right pain. Her arm feels like it's broken and this is a feeling she remembers. It shakes her out of her shock and she turns to run but her usual preternatural speed isn't there. She slips a little, snags the device and pushes herself up to run again. Balance, grace, speed and strength all off. Apparently she's going to have to get through this with human abilities.]



[ooc: Armistice Day. Backdated to midnightish. If anyone wants to come save her, be my guest. If they don't she'll manage on her own]
whattingawhat: ([hurt] I will kick your ass powerless)
[Buffy turns the video on her face and she looks pissed. She's got a gash on her head that's dribbling blood, a bruise on her cheek, a black eye, her lip is split and oh there's a nasty bite on her neck that's seeping blood.]

Really not funny to let the girl who gets beat up like it's her...oh her job revisit all her old wounds.

[The view drops rapidly like she's losing grip on it to show a weeping gut wound. She presses her free hand to it and rights the camera, looking into it]

At least none of it actually hurts?

This time.

[She sounds less pissed off now but then that could be blood loss. Oh well. What doesn't kill her makes her stronger. Literally in most cases]

And shouldn't healing on crack kick in right about...oh at least a year ago. Five in some cases.

I'm going to get more gauze. [And the video flicks off]
whattingawhat: (Fierce Bitch)
[The City is kind enough to dump Buffy into the fountain. She comes up sputtering, pushing her hair out of her face. She's got on a gold mini dress, brown high heeled boots and she's carrying a wicked looking scythe]

So not where I thought the hole of suck was going to take me. I would have worked harder at getting away.

[She slogs her way out of the fountain and looks around. Despite the flippant commentary, her body language is defensive.]

Alright, no flying cars, no freaky future mini-me with pink and black hair trying to prove herself and—Ooooh! Coffee. I could really go for a mocha right now.

[Refocusing except she's not unfocused. She's still defensive, still on task and completely at odds with her words and tone]

Someone wanna let Buffy in on the joke? Anytime now. That'd be fantastic.

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