14th Slay [Voice]

[whattingawhat]

I'm scarred for life.

Really, horribly scarred.

Hardison, Eliot, can I come over and bleach my eye sockets then hang out until my place isn't so scary?

Please?

Comments

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Is it really that bad? If you wanted Spike as a husband you should've married him!

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

If I what? I so do not want Spike as a husband!

And when you're not cursed anymore, you won't either.

Re: [Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

[There's a gasp, Buffy.]

How dare you call my marriage a curse! You're just jealous!

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Yes. Because this is what jealous looks like.

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

I love Spike and he loves me.

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Of course he does. I'm getting that engraved on a plate.

Re: [Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Fine. Bring it by. You're invited to dinner.

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

...aren't I always invited to dinner? It's my house too...

Re: [Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

I thought you didn't want to be here.

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? It's still my house.

And your husband was my boyfriend first.

Re: [Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

We all live there. It's abandoned. Did you buy it?

Years ago! And he's not with you anymore. Spike moved on. And so did I.

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Oh no. You are not kicking me out of my house again.

Right. TO MY SISTER. Or do you remember that conversation a few days ago?

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

I'm not! It's everyone's house. Come and go if you please!

I was home. I lived the circumstances. It wasn't some hook-up!

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Suddenly not believing that.

Re: [Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

You don't believe that I saw how Dawn had grown into a young woman? A young woman that could be taken seriously and that could take care of herself? If you think I'm the guy who would take advantage of your sister like that then you clearly don't know your best friend.

Why can't you just be happy for me?!

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Oh I believe that part.

Because it's a curse. You're going to regret this when it's over.

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

I know when it's a curse!

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Yeah...sure you do.