14th Slay [Voice]

[whattingawhat]

I'm scarred for life.

Really, horribly scarred.

Hardison, Eliot, can I come over and bleach my eye sockets then hang out until my place isn't so scary?

Please?

Comments

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[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

[For real?]

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

[Hang on...]

private; unhackable

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

...Y'all two make up?

Re: private; unhackable

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Huh?

What?

Me and Eliot?

Yes. Why? Did he say we didn't?

private; unhackable

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

No, Eliot's not-- he doesn't say much of anything, don't worry. Just wanted to make sure it was kosher.

So yeah, c'mon over. We'll order pizza and you can help me with a project or four.

[commarogue]

...Huh?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Stay out of the ware house today. Spike and Xander are...so cursed. And half naked and

[Full body shudder]

...bwaaaaah

[commarogue]

Right. So, pretty much encouraging this, then.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

You really are the evil slayer.

[Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Is it really that bad? If you wanted Spike as a husband you should've married him!

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

If I what? I so do not want Spike as a husband!

And when you're not cursed anymore, you won't either.

Re: [Voice]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

[There's a gasp, Buffy.]

How dare you call my marriage a curse! You're just jealous!

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Yes. Because this is what jealous looks like.

[heart-at-stake.livejournal.com]

Keep on like this and it's going to hurt my feelings. [And who wants that?]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Spike...trust me. Tomorrow you'll understand. You would run away if you could too.

[heart-at-stake.livejournal.com]

You're making even less sense than usual, luv. [And he won't understand tomorrow, but Monday he'll wish you had staked him when you had the chance.]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm the one that's gotten on the crazy train. I am recording this for posture.

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

Buffy? Is something wrong?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

A very bad, very scarring curse is happening in my house.

Not to me. To my room mates.

[backseatangel.livejournal.com]

Are they in trouble, do you need help?

[fromlegal.livejournal.com]

8.0

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

...off the diving board?

[fromlegal.livejournal.com]

Sex appeal.

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Come on over, Rocky. I saw the crazy on the network.

Re: [Voice]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'll be right over.

I think Hardison is considering running experiments on me. He hasn't gotten out syringes and wacky crystals has he?