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whattingawhat) wrote2010-11-06 02:51 pm
whattingawhat) wrote2010-11-06 02:51 pm
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16th Slay [Text] Until you've lived a thousand times
Slaying for Dummies
1. Wear a cross
2. Carry a bottle of holy water
3. Do not, I repeat do not carry a stake. Shoving a sharp piece of wood through someone's rib cage and piercing the heart is a lot harder than it looks.
4. Don't go out in dark alleys or graveyards alone.
5. If their fashion sense is a decade or more behind chances are, it's a vampire. Don't go home with them.
6. Put me on speed dial.
7. No really, put me on speed dial.
8. When in doubt, call me.
Edited Afterwards to include:
9. See this vampire? He's Spike. Don't stake him.
1. Wear a cross
2. Carry a bottle of holy water
3. Do not, I repeat do not carry a stake. Shoving a sharp piece of wood through someone's rib cage and piercing the heart is a lot harder than it looks.
4. Don't go out in dark alleys or graveyards alone.
5. If their fashion sense is a decade or more behind chances are, it's a vampire. Don't go home with them.
6. Put me on speed dial.
7. No really, put me on speed dial.
8. When in doubt, call me.
Edited Afterwards to include:
9. See this vampire? He's Spike. Don't stake him.
