whattingawhat: (This is war [beaten])
[Buffy is in full patrol mode. She's even got the commando thing going for her with black cargo pants and a black turtle neck. The bright red pea coat isn't exactly military issue though nor are the fashionable high heeled black booties she's wearing. She's got her hair pulled back into a ponytail and she's wearing a sling style back pack filled with a variety of weapons. Stakes, both silver and wood are shoved into the waistband of her pants. There's water guns filled with holy water in the pockets. She's got dead man's blood, tranq guns and lead stakes. She's spent the week at the library doing research on various types of monsters from various worlds so she knows what she's up against.

Not that that's going to make it easy. It's never, ever easy.]

[ooc: If you've got a monster that needs to be killed in order to be saved, comment here. Give me some idea of what you want either in the comment, PM, email: writer@allengames.com or AIM: rageiscute I'll be happy to accommodate!]
whattingawhat: (Nose crinkle I love my life)
[Buffy flips on the video and steps away from it so that the City can see her new outfit. It's not so bad. It could be worse but all together it's a bit...well much.]

You know, I woke up this morning and decided: shopping spree. A girl needs pretty clothes to work in and date in and slay in. [She twirls a bit here.]

Dawnie, sister sponsored shopping trip if you want to come along. [Of course she'll be bossy and try to wrest you into the latest couture Dawn.]
whattingawhat: (Perplexed)
[Buffy is standing near the carousel, scythe in hand. She's staring up at the giant egg thing that's now hovering over the carousal. She's got her head tilted to the side and she appears to be entirely puzzled. In her experience egg things don't go so well. They hatch monsters and aliens and creepy things that take over your brain. She does not think the City needs an attack of creepy things taking over all the brains.]

Does anyone else think we ought to kill the egg baby alien monster thing before it hatches or am I just being yay!violence girl?
whattingawhat: (Hits like a girl)
[At first the device just shows the inside of a pocket. After a moment there's a bump and it falls out onto a street to show Buffy struggling with a motorcycle. She's trying to learn how to ride it and while she's doing okay, she's still wobbly. Eliot taught her the basics, starting it, braking, turning but he wasn't here long enough to really teach her how to ride. The bike falls, landing on her leg. She struggles out from underneath it, picks it up and starts again.]
whattingawhat: (Slain slayed)
[There's an action sequence of Buffy fighting a small knot of zombies. She's kicking, punching and in one instance, staking a zombie in the ear. She pulls the stake out with a disgusted face. There's zombie blood and goo and brains on it.]

Turns out, killing zombies, not that different from killing vampires. Stay away from the teeth and shove a stake through a vital organ. [She bends to wipe her stake on the ground.] More with the ewww and less with the dusting.

I miss the dusting. [She sighs and then goes to meet another zombie head on so she can repeat the process over again.]

[ooc: Open to action, video or voice responses]
whattingawhat: (How hard did you hit your head?)
[Buffy is sitting on the floor in the warehouse. She's got the device tilted up to her face. Faith can be seen sitting in the background drinking a beer]

Did you ask about the nipples? Talk about the nipples. Seriously what kind of faggot has nipples on his super hero costume

[Buffy looks over her shoulder and makes a face then looks back to the video]

Anyone know anything about a guy running around in a purple costume with nipples on it who may or may not be working with a little psychotic demon girl?

Dude think he's Clooney Batman. Maybe it is Clooney Batman.

Faith, it's not...

[And she looks back to the video deciding to ignore it]

Any information would be appreciated.

Think the police can ID him by his nipples?

[ooc: The gold brown is Faith [livejournal.com profile] commarogue and is used with permission. She's talking about Adrian and Hit Girl. Part of Adrian's plot]
whattingawhat: (No approval here)
[The video clicks on to Buffy lying on the couch with a blanket pulled up to her chin. She's got her arms wrapped a stuffed pig that's not Mr. Gordo but a close enough replica. Her eyes and nose are red. She looks absolutely miserable. On the coffee table in front of her, there is an assortment of kleenex, cough drops, cough medicine, aspirin, teapot and cup.]

Not funny, City. Slayers. Don't. Get. Sick.

P.S I hate you.
whattingawhat: (She'll kill you with a smile)
[There's a tiny, unassuming blonde fighting for her life. She's got a gash above her eyebrow that looks hours old. A heavy fist catches her under the jaw and she stumbles back, her head hitting a tree. She goes still, tension leaving her body. Her opponent advances, a knife in his hand. The blade comes toward her throat, the man leaning over her body. Buffy's eyes fly open and she grabs the man's shirt, shooting her knee up into his gut]

Boys. You just can't resist a fall and faint.

[There's an audible crunch when she slams his hand hard into the ground, rolls to her feet while simultaneously forcing him to his back. The sharp heel of her boot digs into his throat.]

My bad. I thought I could try the whole damsel in distress thing. Turns out I still suck at it.

[She removes her heel only to kick him hard enough in the temple that he goes unconscious.]

It's like Homecoming all over again.

[Private]

Dawnie, you okay?

[ooc: Sponsors, fighters and viewers at home all welcome. I am actually okay with killing her provided a character actually can kill her. She's killed goddesses, ancient vampires and the first evil. Girl doesn't go down easy. writer@allengames.com if you've got questions or want to arrange something]
whattingawhat: (She'll kill you with a smile)
Slaying for Dummies

1. Wear a cross
2. Carry a bottle of holy water
3. Do not, I repeat do not carry a stake. Shoving a sharp piece of wood through someone's rib cage and piercing the heart is a lot harder than it looks.
4. Don't go out in dark alleys or graveyards alone.
5. If their fashion sense is a decade or more behind chances are, it's a vampire. Don't go home with them.
6. Put me on speed dial.
7. No really, put me on speed dial.
8. When in doubt, call me.

Edited Afterwards to include:

9. See this vampire? He's Spike. Don't stake him.

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