whattingawhat: (The hell you say)
Buffy Summers ([personal profile] whattingawhat) wrote2011-01-04 04:53 pm

23rd Slay [Accidental Voice] Caught in a Bad Romance

---not fair. I mean seriously does everyone know about my relationship history? Is there some form that I forgot that I filled out. And those were two very specific, separete situations...vampires. Whatever. They had souls. Have souls. It's not like I--And there were people--okay person between--actually if you count Owen--who was post slayer--there were like at least 3 people who weren't vampires and I swear I did not date The Immortal. That was a rumor and also my decoy that was dating him. Give me a little credit. It's not like Spike went by William the Bloody when I was--or even--okay so Angel did go by Angelus for a little while but that was because he was--

[Deep breath]

Evil and you can't really say we were dating during the evil portion of The Life and Times at Sunnydale High. We were definitely broken up. You know that happens when your boyfriend kills your friends and your friends' fish.

[Some incoherent mumbling here by someone that is not Buffy]

What? No I do not have a supernatural fetish. I mean sure Satsu is a slayer and Riley was...he was normal for at least...a couple of months. Parker! Parker was entirely normal...and jerktastic but normal and Owen. I mentioned the normalacy of Owen right? And Pike back in LA. Also normal.

Not to mention Hello! Dating Eliot now and he's an entirely and totally normal boy.

[A very long pause]

Can't we talk about apocalypses or the times I saved the world or even my slay fashion faux passe.

[Voice]

[identity profile] the-dawnster.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yes General Buffy Sir!

[She knows you're right. Just now she's being a brat cause she's getting lectured.]

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Fall out? Or In or something with falling.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
No. It's a military term Riley used to use when he was gathering the troops.

[Voice]

[identity profile] the-dawnster.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well you should find some troops then! I'm sure the City has some people who will fall for you... in line even.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need troops. Don't want them even.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah but there wouldn't be troops to rally even if I weren't.

[Voice]

[identity profile] the-dawnster.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
There would be if you started something big. You're a leader, Buffy. Let's face it, people naturally fall in line when you set your mind on something.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried that Dawn. People got killed.

[Voice]

[identity profile] the-dawnster.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That always happens. You've even said it before. People die and you have to make the hard decisions cause no one else will. But right now you're just -- not making any decisions. It's hard to follow someone who is decisionless.

I mean that's your choice. And I've decided to respect it because I love you. But that's why you don't have an army. That's why you don't have any followers. Because the people who follow you are busy doing you used to do.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
And what am I gonna do with an army in here, Dawn? I'm not decisionless. I just made the decision that no one wants me to make.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] the-dawnster.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Fight the deities? Clean up the underground? There's things to do here, Buffy -- things that can make this a better place. And it isn't that no one wants you to make it, it's that it doesn't happen very often -- you taking the easy road instead of the hard one, so it surprises everyone when you do. It sends mixed messages. Cause you preach preach and preach some more and then on those rare occasions you do this. Which you're totally entitled to. It's just... not you. And we'll all still be around when you're you again. I promise... although I can't promise that there won't be snark and chiding.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Dawn, this isn't the easy road. In fact this road, is harder than the other one. I'm alone, everyone reminds me that I'm not worth anything unless I'm being 'General' Buffy and I'm ignoring centuries of instinct.

So not the easy road. But it's the road that isn't getting humans killed. By me.