23rd Slay [Accidental Voice] Caught in a Bad Romance

[whattingawhat]

---not fair. I mean seriously does everyone know about my relationship history? Is there some form that I forgot that I filled out. And those were two very specific, separete situations...vampires. Whatever. They had souls. Have souls. It's not like I--And there were people--okay person between--actually if you count Owen--who was post slayer--there were like at least 3 people who weren't vampires and I swear I did not date The Immortal. That was a rumor and also my decoy that was dating him. Give me a little credit. It's not like Spike went by William the Bloody when I was--or even--okay so Angel did go by Angelus for a little while but that was because he was--

[Deep breath]

Evil and you can't really say we were dating during the evil portion of The Life and Times at Sunnydale High. We were definitely broken up. You know that happens when your boyfriend kills your friends and your friends' fish.

[Some incoherent mumbling here by someone that is not Buffy]

What? No I do not have a supernatural fetish. I mean sure Satsu is a slayer and Riley was...he was normal for at least...a couple of months. Parker! Parker was entirely normal...and jerktastic but normal and Owen. I mentioned the normalacy of Owen right? And Pike back in LA. Also normal.

Not to mention Hello! Dating Eliot now and he's an entirely and totally normal boy.

[A very long pause]

Can't we talk about apocalypses or the times I saved the world or even my slay fashion faux passe.

Comments

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Uh...it's. It's faux pas. Passe is...totally different. [It's easier to just be a know-it-all than to acknowledge...all of that mess.]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Hello. Slayer here committing aforementioned passe's. Pretty sure it's passe. Besides, you're not English or a billion years old.

[Clearly only Giles or someone well over the century mark can correct her English]

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

I-- what?

[Give him a moment.]

Oh. I get it. You're discriminating. This is cause I'm a nerd, ain't it? Just cause I like video games, I can't know some words? That's cold, Buffy.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

[Have a blank look]

What are you even--seriously?

I did have a group of nerds who decided they were my arch nemisises one year.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Me? Me!? You're the one butchering English, here.

I am so not trying to be anyone's nemesis. Least of all yours.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Technically you butcher it too. [She sounds very certain about this and very superior. He is not English okay? And only English people can not butcher the language]

Good. Most of the nerds didn't do so well.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

I might skewer it a little, but it's just cause my dialect, okay. You're just bad at words.

Well, they are nerds. And you're you. [He nods sagely. Reminiscent of Andrew, even.]

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Hello? Like I don't have other things to do besides speak? Trying to save the world and stake vampires here.

[This would be Buffy beaming. Sometimes having a 'fan' is nice. It's like being told thanks for things]