49th Slay [Video]

[whattingawhat]

[Buffy is sitting at the island in her kitchen. There are an assortment of breads scattered around the top of the island. Buffy is sitting with her chin propped up in one hand, a pout on her face.]

My kingdom for a yogurt or...grapefruit. I like grapefruit. I wonder if the City would be sympathetic if I told them I'd just started a low carbs diet.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

[Buffy is decidedly not eating bread. She grins at Dawn though.]

Me too. I'd have to start hiding chocolate and get a freezer in my room for the ice cream.

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

[YEs, she finally does chew and swallow the bread down. Of course then she has to clear her throat a bit since liquid sustenance is hard to come by.]

You'd share though, right? If sweets were in short supply? You'd share with me.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Help you break your diet? Check. I'd absolutely be the bad influence.

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

Buffy the enabler. At least I know you have good taste when it comes to the sweet food stuffs. And contrary to popular belief, I can keep a secret. So your super secret hiding place for the candy would be safe with me. When it comes to chocolate, I'm all steal wall-y and stuff.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I'll keep it in mind if the combination of diet and shortage of sweets every occurs. Also, Buffy the Enabler has a ring to it. Not quite as much as Buffy the Vampire Slayer but still ringy.

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

Buffy the enabling slayer? You'd be the multi-tasking slayer, she who does many things all at once and accomplishes them all with flare and stamina that had nothing to do with her Slayer grace she was born with.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I wasn't exactly born with it. [Though kind of.] Also stamina totally sky rockets with the slayer thing. Flare...according to Cordy that'd be a no.

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

Pssh! Like she knew anything about flare. Having all the best most expensive things does not equal flare. [She pauses a brief moment before adding with a smile.] Neither does being a bitch.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

In that case, I am definitely flare-y. [She furrows her brow a bit]

According to some people, also bitchy.

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'd karate kick anyone who called you a bitch. So make a list of people and I'll put on some awesome heels and make house calls. Cause -- awesome heels, right? If you're gonna karate kick people you might as well be wearing awesome heels. Plus I happen to have awesome balance when it comes to heels, unless I've had a few drinks -- which -- I totally don't have -- often.

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you've got a whole world of people to kick. Or at least all the people that noticed magic went poof. Kudos on the heel choice though. Valid way of kicking people.

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[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

[Now you're getting Dawn's omg shocked face.] People here are calling you a bitch? Who? [She totally doesn't believe you. sure, things are bad at home but that's home and not something she can do anything about. Here, however...]

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[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

What? No. At least I don't think so...I was talking about home.