14th Slay [Voice]

[whattingawhat]

I'm scarred for life.

Really, horribly scarred.

Hardison, Eliot, can I come over and bleach my eye sockets then hang out until my place isn't so scary?

Please?

Comments

[fromlegal.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. It's my highest rating yet. Of course I took into account both physical appearance and personality.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well you're...at least an 8.0? It's the roundhouse kick that really does it?

[fromlegal.livejournal.com]

Thank you, that's very generous.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! The curse could be worse. My room mates think they're married and in love. Every other day, they hate each other. They're also both straight men.

[fromlegal.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. That's...good blackmail material?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

True. It's not like I'm ever going to let them forget it. Ever.

[fromlegal.livejournal.com]

It makes you wonder who exactly the curse is trying to affect. Them or you?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I think they're going for a spread effect. Spread the misery.

[fromlegal.livejournal.com]

A good observation, yes. I suppose we'd have to rate them successful in that case.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

It sort of makes me want to kick them in the face. In general. All of them.

Repeatedly.

[fromlegal.livejournal.com]

I think that's the consensus, yes. I hear it's difficult to meet them physically, however.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Deities aka gods and goddesses. You'd probably need a weapon created for killing deities. They're hard to come back. I had a hammer of Thor once. It got cratered with the rest of Sunnydale.

[fromlegal.livejournal.com]

And actually meeting one face to face, of course.

Don't forget the convenient lack of actual death, too. Holding would likely be a better choice, though just as indefinite.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

It all seems kind pointless really. With the not dying.

[fromlegal.livejournal.com]

And yet I bet you'll continue fighting.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

My weekend plans fell through.

[fromlegal.livejournal.com]

They usually seem to, yes.