whattingawhat | 23rd Slay [Accidental Voice] Caught in a Bad Romance

---not fair. I mean seriously does everyone know about my relationship history? Is there some form that I forgot that I filled out. And those were two very specific, separete situations...vampires. Whatever. They had souls. Have souls. It's not like I--And there were people--okay person between--actually if you count Owen--who was post slayer--there were like at least 3 people who weren't vampires and I swear I did not date The Immortal. That was a rumor and also my decoy that was dating him. Give me a little credit. It's not like Spike went by William the Bloody when I was--or even--okay so Angel did go by Angelus for a little while but that was because he was--

[Deep breath]

Evil and you can't really say we were dating during the evil portion of The Life and Times at Sunnydale High. We were definitely broken up. You know that happens when your boyfriend kills your friends and your friends' fish.

[Some incoherent mumbling here by someone that is not Buffy]

What? No I do not have a supernatural fetish. I mean sure Satsu is a slayer and Riley was...he was normal for at least...a couple of months. Parker! Parker was entirely normal...and jerktastic but normal and Owen. I mentioned the normalacy of Owen right? And Pike back in LA. Also normal.

Not to mention Hello! Dating Eliot now and he's an entirely and totally normal boy.

[A very long pause]

Can't we talk about apocalypses or the times I saved the world or even my slay fashion faux passe.

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[Dawn yells from her bedroom. She would come tell her in person but she's painting her toenails purple.]

Buffy! You're broadcasting your rambling voice to the entire everybody! I so think Angelus counts though cause he was clearly sating you while he was evil, just in a creepy stalker-ish way.

[And the device gets switched off and stuffed away]

Yes that was so very obvious in the way that he--okay so he didn't try to kill me but--I am anti-dating evil people!

Learn from my mistakes.

Psshhh... I'm so your sister. Deal with it.

Which does not mean you should date vampires or army boys or anyone remotely like Parker.

Stick with the Owens of the world.

Hello, my first kiss was with a vampire and then there was Kenny... and his roommate.

[Gasp and shock before she puts her hands over her ears]

I so don't need to hear this! lalalalalalallalalalala

What? You're the one who came raging after me when we went parking -- you and Giles. And I so had it all under control.

Yes like the vampire in the graveyard the potential year in Sunnydale.

That was different. He didn't have a crush on me.

Do you know what vampires who have crushes on you want to do, Dawn? Make you a vampire too so you can stay with them forever and have little vampire babies and live in a roomy crypt in the graveyard.

Why are you talking to me like I'm twelve and not your sister?

Because you had a vampire 'under control'. You know better than that. Or at least you should.

Yes General Buffy Sir!

[She knows you're right. Just now she's being a brat cause she's getting lectured.]

Fall out? Or In or something with falling.

You want me to fall?

No. It's a military term Riley used to use when he was gathering the troops.

Oh. Well you should find some troops then! I'm sure the City has some people who will fall for you... in line even.

I don't need troops. Don't want them even.

Oh, are you still inactive?

Yeah but there wouldn't be troops to rally even if I weren't.

There would be if you started something big. You're a leader, Buffy. Let's face it, people naturally fall in line when you set your mind on something.

I tried that Dawn. People got killed.

That always happens. You've even said it before. People die and you have to make the hard decisions cause no one else will. But right now you're just -- not making any decisions. It's hard to follow someone who is decisionless.

I mean that's your choice. And I've decided to respect it because I love you. But that's why you don't have an army. That's why you don't have any followers. Because the people who follow you are busy doing you used to do.

And what am I gonna do with an army in here, Dawn? I'm not decisionless. I just made the decision that no one wants me to make.

Fight the deities? Clean up the underground? There's things to do here, Buffy -- things that can make this a better place. And it isn't that no one wants you to make it, it's that it doesn't happen very often -- you taking the easy road instead of the hard one, so it surprises everyone when you do. It sends mixed messages. Cause you preach preach and preach some more and then on those rare occasions you do this. Which you're totally entitled to. It's just... not you. And we'll all still be around when you're you again. I promise... although I can't promise that there won't be snark and chiding.

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