16th Slay [Text] Until you've lived a thousand times

[whattingawhat]

Slaying for Dummies

1. Wear a cross
2. Carry a bottle of holy water
3. Do not, I repeat do not carry a stake. Shoving a sharp piece of wood through someone's rib cage and piercing the heart is a lot harder than it looks.
4. Don't go out in dark alleys or graveyards alone.
5. If their fashion sense is a decade or more behind chances are, it's a vampire. Don't go home with them.
6. Put me on speed dial.
7. No really, put me on speed dial.
8. When in doubt, call me.

Edited Afterwards to include:

9. See this vampire? He's Spike. Don't stake him.

Comments

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

That's what happens when you go from one to two.

[heart-at-stake.livejournal.com]

I still like to think of myself as a unique snowflake, thanks.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I'll write that on your forehead.

[heart-at-stake.livejournal.com]

I'll take a pass on that if you don't mind, luv.