Ganked from Bee

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

I stole this from Nathan

- I _____ Buffy!
- Buffy is _____!
- Buffy likes to ______!
- I want to _____ Buffy!
- Buffy can ______!
- Someday Buffy will ______!
- Buffy reminds me of ______!
- Without Buffy, it will be _____!
- Right now, I bet Buffy is thinking about _____!
- Buffy makes me want to _______!
- If I could spend the day with Buffy, I'd _____!
- Buffy is made of _______!
- If I could be Buffy for a day, I'd ______!
- Buffy's alter-ego is __________!
- I want to give Buffy ______!
- If I could set Buffy up with someone it'd be ________!