Damsel in Distress, My Ass

[The video comes up on one blonde slayer peeling tape off her hands. The video shifts up a bit to her face covered in a light sheen of sweat. There's a nasty bruise on her cheek and her lip is split but clearly it's already healing. She's out on the obstacle course.]

Plus side to being here? With dinosaurs, live action video games and the Underground I'm guessing there's no apocalypse in May.