Application for the_lucky3

1. I hate the rain.
2. I have a younger sister named Dawn.
3. I might have some control issues.
4. Shoes are proof the Powers that Be love us. Or at least they want to pacify us so we don't rebel and try to take over.
5. I do Tai Chi every day.
6. Blonde is not my natural color but I like it best.
7. Yes as a matter of fact I used to be a cheerleader.
8. I ramble. A lot.
9. I also tend to give speeches.
10. I used to live in Scotland. I live in New York City now.
11. I love to ice skate.
12. My Mom is dead and my Dad is MIA but I have a Giles so it's okay.
13. I absolutely do not settle everything with violence *glares at Xander*


In other news, this day sucks out loud.

Why don't we do it in the road? [Nobody will be watching us]

13 of the craziest places you’ve had sex OR that you want to have sex and why.
1. Women’s bathroom in JFK airport. Because I was leaving and it kept us from angsting.

2. A crypt. It was there.

3. A cemetery. Ditto. Besides, it’s very 80’s horror movie.

4. An alley. I was on break

5. On the balcony at the Bronze overlooking the dance floor. Bad day. That made it worse it just…do not want to talk about this one.

6. The Magic Shop (I’m sorry Giles) It was there.

7. A house that was falling down. It wouldn’t make the list except that it was falling down during the act. Because of…whatever. Technicalities It started out as a fight and sort of all went combo from there.

8. An airplane. Okay so it might not be that crazy because lots of people have mentioned it but I promised someone I’d make an international flight exciting.

9. On a dance floor. For the fun? Okay so I might be an exhibitionist

10. At a place of business. Danny’s desk Because I never have.

12. An ice skating rink. Just because. The ice and the…it would be fun. Not with skates on that could be dangerous and an emergency room visit during sex is never good.

13. The backseat of a car. Okay, admittedly not that crazy but I sort of missed that one. I broke the guy’s jaw who tried it.

We wish we were like you [They say you're a saint]

13 people who need to be slapped

1. Spike. He’s done something I’m sure. Besides, Bee slaps him on a regular basis and I trust her.


2. Jack in Portland who bought my yellow Jimmy Choos


3. Andrew. It’s Andrew…that needs no explanation.


4. Angel…if I start listing reasons we’d be here all day but I can promise you it’s for none of the reasons any of you think.


5. Kennedy. She totally tried to pull Alpha Bitch on me and that doesn’t really work.


6. Quinton Travers. Cruciamentum. That’s the only reason I’m ever gonna need for slapping him.


7. Tom from the frat house. He roofied me.



8. Parker Abrams. For being a complete ass.



9. Hank Summers. I don’t even need words for this one. I can use letters. M.I.A. He didn’t show up at Mom’s funeral Or mine


10. Shamans in general.


12. Olivia because she left Giles. And even if he is old and the idea of him having sex is gross, he liked her and she was the first that I know of since Ms. Calender.



13. Genevieve Savidge. You try to kill me and I am going to slap you.