Write about a first time, either your own or someone else's.
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I missed the heart the first time. No not that first time, pervs. I refuse to talk about that. The first time I slayed a vampire. I missed the heart. It’s harder than you think. Relatively the heart is a pretty small target; kinda fist sized. You can’t take aim from a distance and no matter how politely you ask, they’re not going to stand still so you can shove a pointy piece of wood through their chest and into their heart. And that’s another thing, yes I’m all super strength having and even then I could break a lock with one good hard twist but it takes a lot of focused strength to shove a piece of wood through the chest plate of a vampire. We’re not talking human. They’re more durable; their chest plate is heavier, denser and harder to pierce. And you’ve gotta get the point of the stake at least two inches into the chest plate and puncture the heart with the stake. Tapping it won’t do the job. I was a mess the first time I staked a vamp. I was out there in this ridiculous poofy, neon pink coat. My hair…oh man that was an early nineties nightmare in itself. Way too long, way too little girl and I looked like someone’s baby. Which I guess I was. Right up until that night. I made so many mistakes and I sure didn’t look like the girl I am now. I haven’t missed the heart in years and I can stake them and move on like I was born to do this, which I kinda was but I didn’t start out that way. I was your typical shallow, valley girl, bubble-gum princess. It wasn’t surprising that I missed the heart the first time.
Maybe all first times are just awkward. No matter what they apply to.
And no, that is not a commentary on my sex life. I told you I’m not talking about that.
Locked from everyone who doesn't know about slay girl
I missed the heart the first time. No not that first time, pervs. I refuse to talk about that. The first time I slayed a vampire. I missed the heart. It’s harder than you think. Relatively the heart is a pretty small target; kinda fist sized. You can’t take aim from a distance and no matter how politely you ask, they’re not going to stand still so you can shove a pointy piece of wood through their chest and into their heart. And that’s another thing, yes I’m all super strength having and even then I could break a lock with one good hard twist but it takes a lot of focused strength to shove a piece of wood through the chest plate of a vampire. We’re not talking human. They’re more durable; their chest plate is heavier, denser and harder to pierce. And you’ve gotta get the point of the stake at least two inches into the chest plate and puncture the heart with the stake. Tapping it won’t do the job. I was a mess the first time I staked a vamp. I was out there in this ridiculous poofy, neon pink coat. My hair…oh man that was an early nineties nightmare in itself. Way too long, way too little girl and I looked like someone’s baby. Which I guess I was. Right up until that night. I made so many mistakes and I sure didn’t look like the girl I am now. I haven’t missed the heart in years and I can stake them and move on like I was born to do this, which I kinda was but I didn’t start out that way. I was your typical shallow, valley girl, bubble-gum princess. It wasn’t surprising that I missed the heart the first time.
Maybe all first times are just awkward. No matter what they apply to.
And no, that is not a commentary on my sex life. I told you I’m not talking about that.
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