Damsel in Distress, My Ass

[Unbeknownst to Buffy, Dawn did a spell, and because of this spell she is painfully happy. The video screen shows her with a smile that's stretched from ear to ear. Underneath the blinding brightness, she looks tired, exhausted from the sheer effort of being happy. When she speaks, her voice is annoyingly chipper, like it's stretched too thin, too tight.]

So I know everyone's been complaining about the last week or so but it hasn't been that bad! We all made new friends and had new experiences. I think it's really super of the deities to provide us with opportunities like that. It's not something you're going to get at home. No Sir-re Bob.

What's everybody's plans for Christmas? Chock full of egg nog-y goodness?